It's perfectly cromulent.

Also, menstruation! Edgy!

Or an Office Space crossover where Milton burns down the building? Jim's prank of stealing his red stapler would be the straw that broke the camel's back.

Oh, SNAP! It's been CALLED.

Come on, man, people have white liberal guilt they need to satisfy! Outrage, and such!

I don't, but condoms are cheap.

Yeah, I'm pretty pissed about Trayvon Martin and Kony 2012 too! I also know very little, but I shared the stories on Facebook! I'm an "activist", dammit! Look how involved I am!

He's a Ninja Turtle, not the janitor! Stupid teacher!

Dude. That's… sort of eerie. Your post was made exactly a minute after mine. The Rage has clearly given us psychic powers.

I can't wait! A prequel to The Rage: Carrie 2? Now we'll finally see how it all started!

Now we are all sons of bitches.

Yeah, but as kids, we were forbidden for entirely different reasons. I'd rather have my kids calling people "butt-head" or listening to devil music than thinking getting knocked up and/or getting a spray-on tan will make them rich and famous.

"It slices, it dices, it makes french fries in three different… whoops."

I'll ask the hooker in my basement.

How about we warm his icy heart with a cool island song?

Skinny, drunk with power, and being Michael Bay is no way to go through life, son.

DISREGARD FEMALES, ACQUIRE CURRENCY

Sure he does…

"Yeah, yeah, that would be great. Oh, and, uh, preferably French. I like the way they think."

It's a perfectly cromulent (German) word.