And wearing brightly-colored masks that only cover the area around their eyes! They really ARE ninjas!

Also, they're all living in the present day.

My childhood really tied my life together, did it not?

Among guys who look like Kevin Smith, fantastic!

I mostly stopped fast-forwarding. Instead I use the extended dialogue scenes to go to the bathroom, clean my room, and do my taxes. Shit, The Walking Dead has become my most productive hour of the week.

I watched the John Ritter flick Stay Tuned. Actually liked it quite a bit… one of those few comedies that's second half is funnier and has better pacing than the first half. Some of the parodies were inspired, "Dwayne's Underworld" and the Star Trek: TNG bits were great. It was sort of like a live-action Mad Magazine.

Hurt Locker, son. Not so much "about the war", but still awesome.

Nazi Zombies = OWNAGE. The only good thing about Wack Ops.

Where'd you go, Shore Patrol?

PAH!

Got a bachelor's in history. But I'm sure that's not good enough for you somehow.

Don't you know, Lobsters? It's okay for the left to use sexist, racist and homophobic language as long as it's for the greater good of showing those evil conservatives how intolerant they are.

Wait, so what I'm getting from this is… misogyny is A-OK if you're not politically powerful.

That's it, Dikachu, you're uninvited from the Correspondents Dinner I have every year in my garage!

…Because of vagina!

HEY! I'm from Arizona, and we only put meth in the Mr. Pibb! Get it right!

Oh, they've already been broughten. Have you seen Chris Hemsworth in a push-up bra?

'Dat ass was made for you and me.

Hey, they might even pay for your demo tape, if you play your cards right.

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