I remember my friends and I were so fucking amped for The Village. Five of us got together and saw it opening night. Later, we had the most awkward car ride home imaginable. We literally did not know what to say about the travesty we'd just witnessed.

I remember Batman Returns being a horrible disappointment. I was 6 when the first Batman came out, and 9 for Returns, but probably didn't end up seeing it until I was 10 or 11 on VHS. I think a lot of it has to do with timing: I was at an age where I was really enjoying the darker aspects of Batman, and BR seemed to…

Guilty as charged… I laughed my ass off at the first three Scary Movies. Granted, the first came out when I was probably 15, and I'm sure they don't hold up. But for a while, it seemed like Doucheman and Seltzdouche were on a roll.

My first big disappointment: the first time I saw anime.

I liked this better when it was called Invictus.

Otto.

Hey, my comment is one of the top ones on that video!

"IT'S LIKE YOU BOUGHT THE CHIPS, BUT YOU'RE THE ONE GETTING FUCKING OWNED."

Check the Justified reviews, he drops in pretty often.

HOLY SHIT THE SENATOR GOT OWNED

Big Lebowski.

Ferengi always did have a sense of honor when it came to their own rules and customs. It's other people's rules they don't mind breaking.

YES. I cannot praise that episode enough.

"They were Dominion, Miles?"

The guy I really feel bad for is the dude who plays Nog. Supposedly he was, like, 35 when playing the role opposite 14-year-old Cirroc Lofton, because he had kidney problems that stunted his growth. Face-wise, I can only describe him as "Clint Howardesque".

It's a shame, we never do see Shakaar again, and I actually liked the guy. He was about 100x better written - and better acted - than Bariel. Plus, his back-and-forth with the Chief when Kira was giving birth was great stuff. A Head of State bickering with a lowly Engineer who knocked up his girlfriend…. only on Star…

That would be funny. Tragically, they'll be a dubstep remix about a week later.

With the exception of "The Magnificent Ferengi". Iggy Pop as a Vorta? Flawless.

"You kids like losing toes? YEEEEEEEE-HAAAAAAAWWW!!!!!!"

That actually scares the shit out of me. If I ever do have to dial 911 for something personal, I'm gonna give a fake name and use a fake British accent.