Hmm, never thought of that, ToE. I guess compared to Bashir, we're all 'tards.

I was half expecting some Admiral played by Graham Chapman to show up and stop the episode, for being far too silly.

The Passenger was pretty good. But when Bashir is possessed by Vantika at the end? MAN, that was some cringe-worthy shit. "I… am… Raaao Vaaaantika." Why couldn't he have just talked normal? Was Vantika known as "The Special-Needs Killer" or something?

Quit complaining, dude, you had Mary Magdelene. 'DAT ASS.

I'm gonna practice that move 'til I get it right. Practice it, but not rehearse  it… because rehearsing is for fags.

I was gonna go with, "A giant butt… being looked at by a dude who's face looks like a butt. Buttface."

"I like it in here. I feel really safe, OHMAHGAWD."

"I don't even like to fly! I take trains!" Classic Cromwell.

The problem is you're confusing "evangelicals" with "conservatives". All evangelicals are conservatives, but not all conservatives are evangelicals. Hell, not even most, nowadays.

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Creeping Death. 'Nuff said.

Why, that could be a Reposted Youtube Comment, @avclub-bec544f3f91a888b0df37985933f909e:disqus .

Excellent point, because everyone who is even slightly right-wing is a supporter of she-hag Bachmann.

He… reports… on guys who play awesome guitar! That's at least worth half an umlaut, right?

That "conservatives hate science" argument always makes me laugh. About a third of the liberals I know - including college-educated ones - are firm believers in holistic medicine, astrology, and "karma".

I already knew that, but only because of The Far Side.

That's "Touré". He took the time to change his given name to some pretentious, one-word Eurotrash bullshit, so the least you could do is get the insufferable accent mark right.

Almost like they're in some sort of… series of tubes.

You could literally take everything you just said and apply it to Democrats, but replace "a 24 hour propaganda channel" with "two 24 hour propaganda channels."

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