Well, that's all very interesting, but those were CGI ants that had apparently achieved sentience.

And get that woman a glass of Ensure! Zing!

I sure hope somebody got fired for that blunder.

What about the ants building a tower made out of ants? I'd believe the nuclear refrigerator before that shit.

Quiet! I'm up to something here…

Count me in for "mean jokes"!

The sad thing is, people are always quoting Holy Grail when they could be quoting Life of Brian. And they don't even quote the good parts of Holy Grail. The swallow shit and goddamn "NI!" always come up. Where's "Help, I'm being oppressed!" or "Very small rocks"?

"The dumbest 50% of our citizens almost uniformly vote Republican"

He also directed the music video for "I Touch Myself" by the Divinyls. Rock and roll was never the same!

Karaoke is pretty damned horrible.

I know you're being snarky, but Obama's all about giving free money to morons who have tons of kids. In a way, you could say the man's partly responsible for Michael Bay's success.

Wallbanger - BANGIN' WALLS!

Music and movies have indeed gone way, way downhill. Honestly, I blame overpopulation… too many dumb people having too many dumb kids, all of which think reality shows are the greatest thing ever.

Well, I don't want to blame it all on 9/11, but it certainly didn't help.

I thought he was actually one of the better things about that movie. That's not saying much, I know.

She's been giving me those passed-out-in-your-bedroom eyes all night!

I'd rather give them all IEDs.

Man, I wish I ran a plantation. Must be awesome.

"Hey, Miss Doesn't-find-me- attractive-sexually-anymore: I just tripled my productivity!"

But TFAD doesn't even believe in Jebus!