Before you go-go?

But it will return from the dead… as a movie / new season… 8 years later… maybe.

I told you, that was a real useful invention.

Wow, Gears of War really helped these guys out.

I got my first blowjob to AC/DC's "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap". It was quite appropriate.

Yeah, because there wasn't a hint of sarcasm anywhere in my post…

Well, I thought the AV Club was above "Y U NO" guy and other pedantic internet bullshit favored by 13-year-olds, but I guess not. You sure showed me!

That's just it, when you make something trendy, hot women will stumble all over each other to act like they were always into it. Once "Don't Stop Believin'" made a baffling 'comeback' about five years ago, every girl I've known since fourth grade suddenly started talking about how big of Journey fans they've always…

Take that shit back to 4chan.

Nobody expects the Royal Canadian Mounted Police!

I will admit that I would totally go see an Animaniacs movie over Immortals.

Well, screw you guys. Go watch some black-and-white foreign indie dogshit, I'll be watching motherfuckers carve each other up with broadswords.

I agree. And Tits McGee was pretty boss stabbing that one with the screwdriver.

We need zombies that are more pro-active.

While were on that subject, I think Immortals looks badass. In a totally non-ironic way.

Never mind… that.

If any of the Fox News chicks start making out, I will start watching the channel exclusively.

WHERE'S TERRIERS?!

She's just so smug and annoying. I didn't think it was possible for a cute girl to be such a boner-killer by opening her mouth, but there you go.

You gotta lay off the lotion, Jame Gumb.