It's really dumb that I feel much more satisfied with a Keyboard Geniuses nod than I have with my last six months of professional accomplishments, but there you go.

I could see Foucault's Pendulum being a good mockumentary-style show, spelling out the conspiracy theory, with "bts" footage of the writers and their lives before the whole thing falls apart and they're stuck getting found footage of the true believers hunting them down. The problem is, that description makes it sound…

I got sucked into Car Boys a few weeks ago and my god that was a trip.

It's definitely the reaction of someone who has birthed at least one spiky Koopa bastard she never saw again.

It seems that way to me, too and that pleases me. As a kid playing Mario 64, I enjoyed trying to imagine greater worlds the Mario 64 levels could be a part of and it was very difficult for some of them, like Lethal Lava Land, which is mostly just a bunch of platforms over lava, or Rainbow Cruise, which is mostly just…

Personally, I'd rather have a weird Mario game with bizarre voiced cutscenes and shadow dimension kangaroo courts than the homogenous and sterile business of Super Mario 3d Land. One of the things I liked the most about Sunshine was the fact that every level felt like a distinct part of the world: there's a cozy…

Don't you think it's a wee bit disingenuous and intellectually dishonest to call someone a child molester before admitting you're using an archaic and innocuous definition of "molester" that is far less severe than the common connotation? I mean, I can say that you raped a dog, but ah don't get upset, the word comes…

The only good celebrity dream I've had was when I dreamt my company hired Rob Riggle to do hypnotherapy on all the employees and it turned out he was pulling a Get Out on behalf of a retired Georgian colonel named Honeycutt.

I'd wager the Trump administration is about two weeks away from just repeating Democrats' accusations in a mocking voice for all future media appearances.

While taking a rare and unique reminder of our insignificance and our place in the universe and turning it into a monument to capitalism and corporatocracy is grotesque and a sign that maybe we deserve everything that's coming, I'm actually more bewildered by that Col. Sanders pillow. Who wants that? But more…

To be fair, the show makes clear that the church's biggest villain (the bishop who burned Dracula's wife) is explicitly misrepresenting his own god through his fanatical actions. I mean, a demon from actual hell shows up at the end to tell him that god is disappointed in him while another priest helps kill demons with…

Probably the least terrible video game adaptation I've ever seen, which is admittedly a low bar. I'll echo everyone else here saying it should have just been released as a single movie before the series itself, but I had fun with it. Richard Armitage plays a good drunk.

"LOWES but like a animal version"

he sure seems to have a lot to say on the subject of child rape and how it's a wholesome thing

If life-status-switching-technology existed, but the caveat was that you could only bring Alan Rickman's soul back inside Trump's body, would it be worth it?

I will pay money to never have to see or hear the word "sheroes" become a thing.

Fuck you. A slavery apologist and a rape apologist all in one. You're contemptible.

This is the first I've heard of this! I've been listening to her previous solo albums lately. They're wonderfully fraught.

Even were this true, it'd be pretty sad because there's no way he made it to completion. Just working a sad half-chub until it melted off along with his face.

I get that FLCL is best seen in motion, and this teaser is basically just a series of still images, but that girl with the cat headphones is the most stereotypical anime high school girl I've ever seen and I'm hella disappointed that a character that boring ended up in FLCL.