If they had any sort of creative vision and spine, they would tease a Cthulhu cult or other Lovecraftian shtick for three movies or so and then bam! bring the whole ensemble together for Guillermo del Toro's Mountains of Madness movie.

Judging by the demographics who appear to be most entertained by Minions, it's either that or a movie for 50+-year-old women.

To be clear, they're not saying that because they're polite, not because it's untrue. It's very true. Ms. Morrison has very exotic tastes.

I dunno, it's not like they're saying "Victoria Morrison, 37, of Pig Squelch, Arkansas, tried to bring a life-sized horse dildo through TSA."

*minerals

I don't think this gets answered, although it's interesting to note that nothing in the movie suggests the existence of supervillains — or rather villainous supers. Every villain in the movie — from Syndrome, to Underminer, to Bomb Voyage, to that gross dude Thunderhead punched in flashback — uses gadgets and gimmicks…

Four years after their first Hangover, the Gang has gotten back on the wagon. But when Phil's (Bradley Cooper) wife divorces him, he spirals into a depression until his buddies Stu (Ed Helms) and Alan (Zach Galifianakis) try to cheer him up the only way they know how: a trip on Virgin Galactic's first Lunar Tours…

Yeah, no problem. I just wanted to make sure you weren't about to develop a sense of humor or anything. Wouldn't want to stop you getting pointlessly indignant about somebody who tossed off an idle comment about being annoyed about a movie he doesn't like on this website where people regularly talk about not liking…

It really would be horrible if anyone resorted to humorous hyperbole on this pop-culture website.

After all, if someone else has lowered the level of discourse, the only thing to do is abandon all pretense and roll in the muck with the rest of them.

but he promised games and these games aren't very fun at all!

It bugged me a lot in the first movie when he trapped that one guy in a room naked, covered him in oil, poisoned him and scattered glass shards everywhere and gave him a lighter to solve a sudoku puzzle or whatever just because the guy, like, lied about his medical problems or whatever. That's not karmic punishment or…

I sure ain't seeing Krull anywhere on that list so who cares.

Yup!

Maybe people should stop giving adaptations of the U.K.'s biggest pop cultural exports to guys who don't understand why people like them.

Final Fantasy IV would be a better one. Off the top of my head, there's a GBA port, a DS port, a PSP port, a mobile port, an episodic Wii sequel and probably a shitload more, all of which with drastically different art styles.

Are you Taylor Swift? "Hater" isn't a particularly effective insult, but you keep using it as if it is.

It's weird that recent portrayals of Bowser paint him as a megalomaniac with dreams of ruling the world and also a creepy dude with just a huge goddamn crush on Peach and no sense of boundaries simultaneously.

I only have Zelda and Mario Kart, but if you're not playing games on the reg, then it's probably fine. The controller feels unconventional to say the least, but it works well enough. It is a little bit small, though. Definitely get a screen protector if you do get it, as I've heard plenty of horror stories about…

At least one of the DS games had a lame version where you could attach elements to certain powers (electric sword, ice bombs, etc.) but ever since Kirby got new hats for each power, it just seems like they're not interested. Combining powers wasn't even that fundamentally different from the animal friends' unique…