You take that back. Kirby 64 remains the best Kirby game and yes I did play it at a formative part of my childhood why does that matter

It really is troubling that the only game to stir any reaction out of me at Sony's E3 conference was the one I've played like 15 times already.

Hey, say what you will about Kingdom Hearts (and heaven knows there's a lot to say about it), but at least it has a vaguely enjoyable combat system, unlike certain other action RPGs recently released by the same company.

Square Enix announces eight more pointless updates to Final Fantasy XV, one of which adds a quest that takes place entirely within a thing of Cup Noodles. The rest of the updates include rompers for the playable characters, a dating minigame and a recorded message from the game director mocking players for expecting a…

I never thought that, in 2017, I would see so many people choose to side against Indiana Jones.

Sorry, I was too busy bawling salty tears for a week over a TV show's cancellation to read properly. Next time I'll be sure to have a more plausible strawman at hand when I try to whine something I liked back into existence. I'm sorry my disappointment with Netflix personally offended you.

On the one hand, I am acutely aware of how repetitive and bloated every Assassin's Creed game is, and I don't think I've finished one since the second game.

That would be a perfectly valid reason, so it's weird that Netflix keeps saying they killed Sense8 because they wanted to take more risks.

It sure is baffling how people don't appreciate it when things they like go away for stupid reasons.

Also fair.

If we're only judging by what I watched in adulthood, it's probably Die Hard or Galaxy Quest or Hot Fuzz. If we're including all the tapes I wore out in my childhood, then it's Star Wars, no question.

Fair, although I tend to give people the benefit of the doubt. Sometimes I praise movies just cuz I like 'em.

Like, dude, this guy's opinion on Inside Out is objectively wrong, but City of God is practically a Giuseppe Tornatore movie. "Grim" is pretty much the opposite of what I'd call it.

How do you "not find" tentacle porn? I can't check this now, but I'm positive any search combining keywords such as "tentacle", "octopus", "schoolgirl" or "anime" will get you hundreds of tentacles whether you want them or not. Does he not know how to turn safesearch off?

r/PhonesAreBad

The worst part about Wonder Woman was the fact that it occasionally reminded you that it was inextricably tied to unfathomably shittier movies.

Then in that case I have absolutely no doubts in predicting that the Splatoon/ARMS team will definitely next make a LoL-style MOBA where everyone and everything is made out of baked goods and you can take that to the bank.

Nintendo is currently working on a crossover game between Mario and those damn Rabbid things and it is apparently going to be some sort of XCOM turn-based strategy game, so there's that?

Oscar Isaac, who this show can totally afford, I'm sure.
Keith David.
The woman who played Knives Chau in Scott Pilgrim.
The girl who played the girl with all the gifts in The Girl With All The Gifts, or maybe the girl who played X-23 in Logan.
And, a dog.

Yes, but the mark tended to die/get trapped in hyperspace/be an AI/be allowed to leave because of Spike and Jet's sentimentality.