I don't have this game, but it's really dumb that the Ps2 Drakengard games and the original Nier aren't available on the PSN store*. I don't feel like dragging out my ancient Ps2 and finding a used copy somewhere, and I lost my copy of Nier.

It's like the people who say they're skeptics by questioning the official story…even though the official story is airtight and the alternative is a conspiracy with nebulous goals, unlimited resources and members list several million people long.

In my experience, the Baskin-Robbins staff object vehemently to that, actually.

"In conclusion, Selena Gomez is a land of contrasts."

The Three Musketeers is one of my guilty pleasures movies, alongside Van Helsing, Bunraku and Highlander. I know they are deeply flawed (and in some cases, outright terrible) movies, but I can't help but love them for their stupidity.

This is so much better. Now I don't have to work again.

Aw shit, he said "triggered," so that means I have to shut down completely and declare the argument lost, just as the curse of the liberal gypsy woman described. It's a shame, too, since we almost had an actual discussion going.

So, I still get emails about Disqus notifications, since I never bothered to turn those off like a sane person. So when I checked my email, I saw that someone replied to a comment I left on a Newswire, so I decided to click on the link to reply. And then it took me to a version of the Newswire with the old comments…

Let me reiterate point B: this is a movie that presents an America that persecutes Christianity, but the horrible persecution they suffer in this movie is that…the pledge of allegiance doesn't explicitly reference their god. The filmmakers' idea of persecution doesn't involve actual, physical violence or legal threats…

"So we have one of the most well-known and beloved franchises in Japan; let's make an anime out of it."
"Cool; with this famous brand, we can afford to put a lot of money into hiring talented animators to work on this. After all, this is practically guaranteed to make money."
"Nah, we'll just hire some hacks to shitty…

A: Name one Muslim actor currently working in Hollywood.
B: Note that this movie is about how Christians are "discriminated against" when the nation stops catering specifically to them.
C: Send a screenshot of this exchange to support@avclub.com to prove that their gambit to keep shitty trolls out of the comments…

Christians are now the most protected group in America aside from oil barons and bigots, but they still can't lose that lucrative persecution complex, huh?

I guess it's a good thing IMDb dropped their message boards, because I can't think of a more effective way to summon internet shitties to hate brigade a movie than by pointing out the women involved in it.

then please explain how cigarette is wrong. for somebody standing against the single greatest lie mankind has ever known, you sure seem reluctant to win others to your cause.

Hey, Dave, not to be rude, but I have a hard time following your math there. You won't mind sharing the formula you used to make that realization, right? I mean, you should want to share your knowledge with other people, right?

Hey, Dave, I have really looked, but I haven't found anything that could remotely be considered evidence that the Earth is flat, but I have found overwhelming data that strongly suggests that the Earth is round. Can you provide some physical evidence of the shape of the Earth? I mean, you have to have proof beyond…

Hey, Dave, I checked out Admiral Byrd and I can find no credible reference to Byrd discovering the edge of the world. Of course, he was a freemason, so maybe that means he can't be trusted? I don't know how these conspiracy theoriesTROOFAX work.

Hey, Dave, do you wanna explain to me what happens if you stand on the equator and walk in a straight line in the direction we globeheads call East, because, according to your model, you'd end up south of the equator, since all lines of latitude are concentric rings? If you're interested in truth, maybe you can test…

The only guy I've met who has been to Antarctica is a garrulous old dude who couldn't keep quiet about his prostate problems if you got a couple of beers into him, much less if the Illuminati (or, let's be real, probably The Jews) gave him a huge check to lie about spending three years drilling holes in Antarctica.

The latter. Images of the Earth's curvature taken from planes or balloons are supposedly doctored — they actually claim that the windows of planes are actually curved to make the horizon appear curved — and all footage of any kind from Antarctica is false. I don't know how they justify the hideous distortion…