I've had a couple of online discussions with flat-earthers, and none of them have been able to explain what happens if you stand on the equator and walk in a straight line in the direction we globeheads call East. Because, according to their model, you'd end up south of the equator, since all lines of latitude are…

It's funny because this could be accurately summarizing the plot of FFXIII-2 or could be describing the design ethos of FFXIII-2 as a follow-up to FFXIII. Your comment, it has layers.

Please. Everyone knows sound doesn't travel in space. They should really rework the script into something more believable, like all the Legos being thrown away after dad steps on one in the middle of the night one too many times.

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They really went in a new direction for this Redline reboot. None of these clowns look fast enough to challenge Machine Head Tetsujin.

The highlight of my weekend was when I watched that hour-long Lasagna Cat video of a man praising the spiritual and philosophical brilliance of a three-panel Garfield comic, so I guess this is pertinent to my interests.

Batman makes Supes wear a kryptonite ballgag.

If I remember, the Link's Awakening trading sequence was mandatory, as it was the only way to solve the maze in the Wind Fish's egg.

Boy, for such a big nerd, you seem to be forgetting that Chewbacca was in FIVE Star Warses, not four! SUCK IT, NERD

AND AFTER AAAAAAAALLLLLL

*opening bars to Roundabout play*

I wouldn't worry about him, I'm sure the White House will need a new press secretary very soon.

If it was a perfect crime, would I steal a car from a family of four or someone who works paycheck-to-paycheck? No. Would I steal a car straight from the dealership? Abso-fuckin-lutely.

I don't believe you do that. *crosses fingers*

You jest, but have you seen the art style for Nidhogg 2? I don't know what they're going for, but it's like they're running as fast as possible from the stylish minimalism of the first game. It looks like shit.

Isn't that just the nature of slang in general though? It gets used until your dad hears it and starts saying it to sound cool, thus killing that particular slang term. It's the circle of life and I don't think its any more or less prevalent in minority slang than majority (???) slang.

I, too, had that thought several months ago. As it turns out, I was deeply mistaken.

I advised whoever reads my survey that suxamethonium chloride is supposedly untraceable, so if I stop posting in the next few days, you'll know why.

If nothing else, I appreciated that the "sexy female martial artist right-hand henchperson" looked pretty androgynous, rather than dressed up in leather fetish wear, stilettos and a plunging neckline like usual.

….jesus, I'd never seen that before. I admire the guy's commitment, that's for damn sure.