I definitely agree, but "whoa" and "I know kung-fu" are still joked about online. I guess there's nothing so memorably odd in John Wick (the only line I really remember, "so yeah, I'm thinking I'm back" is delivered perfectly) but if the movie gets to be an enduring classic, I predict some of the lines will get…

I wonder what people unfamiliar with Reeves' oeuvre will think of the John Wick films after a couple of years cements them into the modern action canon. Because he speaks with this bizarre clipped cadence in those movies that seems really easy to mock. I mean, I love it, because he's a traumatized hitman with little…

So my college town had a restaurant called Fuzzy's and one of my profs freshman year opened up by asking everyone their opinion of what I heard as the "fuzzy fish taco" and I had a good private guffaw.

Stop yelling, she can't hear you.

So I was rolling my eyes at this (and other) site's non-stop breathless Buzzfeed-esque coverage of this show when it came out, so I didn't watch it for months. Now that I've finally seen it and realized that it's a really well-made and entertaining show, all the comments are about how it's shitty nostalgia bait. Am…

Oh gross, is this just a re-skinning of Robocop with ScarJo inTokyo? Because an amnesiac heroine forcibly turned into a cyborg against her will after being severely injured doesn't sound like Ghost in the Shell to me.

I assumed Common lived, since Wick game him a choice in the same way it was revealed he gave a choice to Laurence Fishburne (continue fighting and die, staunch the bleeding and live). Since we never see him again, we assume he chose to live, especially since we last see him with an evil smirk on his face.

Jesus, this is the worst A.V. Club comments section I've ever seen. Even the regulars are trolls here.

'Er tweets just make ursa damn smug.

This sounds fascinating, but unless this report came in a professional clear plastic binder I want nothing to do with it.

"J Serious and the War Machine" is clearly a code phrase for "George Soros and the Liberal Illuminati" and has PROVABLY endorsed Comet Ping Pong!! THE SIGNS ARE ALL THERE

I think we can all agree that the best way to consume a pile of blisteringly hot cheese and various toppings on dough is with your bare fingers, without any crust, and in pieces the size of a postage stamp.

I'm sure it's been mentioned already, but Will can't be all that fussed about Eleven's apparent death, because Will never met Eleven because Will was stuck in the shitty dimension. His sister Nancy is also not all that bothered by Barb's death for two reasons: 1) Will doesn't have a sister, Nancy or otherwise, who…

I'm sorry, being "satirical" about the "vampire sub-genre" isn't going to improve on the beauty of lines like DIE MONSTER YOU DON'T BELONG IN THIS WORLD

It's even better when they get the titular line. But it's perfection when they can get both.

But those are 5/8/6 and 6/6/5 instead of 5/7/5!
…unless that's the joke.

Well, you can only see them if you've learned too much of the Horrible Truth, so there's that.

They're big. They have a lot of limbs. Consider yourself sufficiently informed.

THESE THINGS WIPED OUT MARS

Okay, if I can pick up on biological gender differences, etc., in a respectable Harvard-published essay without having to listen to execrable anti-LGBT rhetoric and harassment, then why should anyone pay attention to Milo?