What sort of kid needs extra motivation to eat delicious watermelon or strawberries or any fruit at all? Not one who's worth keeping, I say.

And now the series has returned to its roots with a game with non-existent plotting and a villain with no discernible motivation.

Since R-rated movies are generally less successful than PG-13s, the powers that be would be unwilling to spend as much money on an R-rated feature — unless their most expensive star was okay with reduced pay to keep costs down.

You seem to be drastically overestimating how much time Lucas spent writing the prequels.

I needed an Ebony real bad after that.

When the name came up in game, I paid it no heed, as I'm happily ignorant of haute couture. The next day, I encountered the name in a Guardian article and I became ever so much more disappointed at Squenix.

As awful as this chapter is (still haven't finished it; I think I'm close, but I've thought that before), that Alternia spell or whatever the fuck is incredibly fun to abuse. "Oh, that's cute, Iron Giant, you can control gravity. WELL SO CAN I."

Nope! So I just used my Holy dodge counter spell to whittle them down bit by bit, or just sent them into a black hole. Maybe they shouldn't have given you an ultimate kill-spell immediately before putting you into an area where you're supposed to feel underpowered.

I hit chapter 13 yesterday and boy oh boy has this game become not very fun. I maybe could deal with all but one of the game's villains being killed offscreen or maybe being dragged into an hours-long solo stealth mission with no weapons or maybe with a bunch of plot being delivered all at once in dialogue with no…

*Tugboat
FTFY

And if that hadn't happened, that one girl wouldn't have eaten her friend.

It was just exhausting when I had to read Fahrenheit 451 in high school with a glossary open to cross-reference characters and events with what happened in Fahrenheits 1-450.

I had a combo pack of the trilogy plus the original. When I visited home, my mom said she would much prefer to see the original because of the Rat Pack so we did. The following night we watched the remade 11 and she was all "yeah you're right that was so much better."

There is literally a Gekko from Metal Gear Solid 4 in this movie, so that's a thing, I guess.

Please don't make me agree with Trump, even a Hypothetical Trump.

So what you're saying is that I should stop getting so hung up on finishing these stupid sidequests as soon as I get them and just do the story missions already?

Wait, no return to the world map at all? Or do you go back after the credits roll to mop up sidequests, etc.?

No spoilers, but when does the story actually happen in FFXV? Because I'm at chapter 7 of what I believe are 15 chapters and no plot has happened other than You befriended Titan and Ramuh and also the Empire killed some old man and now you need to go on a fetch quest to fix a boat.

Ico and Shadow of the Colossus are two of my favorite games of all time (Shadow in particular is probably on my top three list) and I will admit that both games are far from perfect. If I have to deal with an uncooperative AI partner and some annoying tooltips for this one, then I can do that just fine.

Doona Bae is…on fleek.