Cloud's gonna be PISSED.

You didn't take your kids to Kubo? I feel like that's a movie kids of a certain age would love.

It's FFXV, baby. Finished Chapter 2 yesterday. Kinda wish I didn't have an unkillable guest party member for the chapter boss, because he made the whole thing completely trivial. I'm not looking forward to re-exploring a region I already wholly explored in a demo two years ago, but whatever.

Well, Solidus had been out of office for a couple of years during the events of MGS2 — the sitting president was kidnapped and grabbed Raiden's junk — so that party might be able to skate by without too much of a problem even when their former president shows up dead in a suit of power armor after a steel fortress…

I hate myself so goddamn much for not only understanding this comment but being entertained by it. Have an upvote you bastard.

Sonic is always nude but for his shoes. It makes him feel more free.

It's one of those phrases that can only be an effective insult to the people who buy into its ideology. If some edgy 4channer called Milo Y a cuck, the alt-right would devour him. If he called Obama a cuck, everyone would just laugh at him and tell him to stop talking.

I can't accept. My place is on the Space Streets, chief.

Powder 2: Powder 2 The People

*counts on fingers*
Yup, checks out.

Apparently I hold grudges like a metaphorical thing that holds things

What even is the point of being on the A.V. Club if you're going to block Dikachu and Cookie_Monster?

You'd have to upvote Mr. Vogon too: http://disq.us/p/1538f91

Sorry, if you can't answer a basic question in thirty words or less, I am going to assume you are bloviating.

Now there's an ending that's flat and inane beyond belief.

I mean, I'd be fine with watching it for a fourth time, but my family would be tut-tutting and lip pursing all the way through. That's why I rarely watch TV when I'm with my family.

Too many non-straights. Family would never approve.

We've told you before, running naked onto a set and grinding against the extras doesn't mean you were "in the movie".

It always did bug me slightly that the dash would end when you move to the next screen. I just wanted to run straight across the entire world without stopping.

I get lazy real fucking fast and I will have a DiGiorno freezer pizza for dinner at least once per week. Sometimes if I feel like I don't hate myself I'll save some pieces for leftovers. But most of the time I eat the whole damn thing and feel like a fat fucking shit the next day.