MLS said you had or did things, but you said you do not have or do those things! CHECK FUCKING MATE, METH LAB SHENANIGANS

Oh come now, you've been on the Internet long enough, you know that everyone loves their childhood pop culture too much to ever make such depravities.

That's ridiculous, I don't know who Martian Manhunter is.

Just give me the wall. It would be soooo cool of you if you just gave it to me. I'll have a big party and I'll put you all on the guest list. Plus one! I'm gonna have a guy who does magic — not like cheesy magic, but good magic.
C'mon, gimme it. Gimme it. Gimme it! C'mon, gimme it! Just gimme the wall!

So, we're supposed to feel good about the woman in a headscarf being denied her rights, correct? Because there's a "good" woman in a headscarf denying them? If we're already dogwhistling about the whole "good Muslims need to disavow the bad ones to prove their American-ness" I'm half expecting a post-credits stinger…

Overwatch again. Finally finished my placement matches. Melted faces with Zarya. Good time.

So I was never really sweet on OG Dishonored's chaos system. For one thing, they had a narrative justification that with more dead bodies comes more plague vectors, but that doesn't make any sense if you're being a good citizen and vaporizing all the corpses either through an arc barrier or through arcane magic.

It was, which made it really annoying when the movie kept cutting to a bunch of pilots doing a trench run so they could do some vague thing that would destroy the base somehow.

Well yeah, I can see why the Sith would do it. But you'd expect the good guys to be more like "yeah it's bigger than the Death Star, but you know what they say about size mattering."

I like how one of the more memorable lines from the OT was Yoda's "size matters not; judge me by my size, do you?", only to have TFA raise the stakes by going "STARKILLER BASE IS 3X THE SIZE OF THE DEATH STAR WTF"

Hasn't really stopped us before.

Still Overwatch. Will Blizzard finally reveal Sombra at Blizzcon today? I can barely contain my muster any excitement at this point. I'll be drunk-playing this weekend, andI think that makes me better at it?

Porn comments are vile 99.999% of the time, but I remember once I saw a comment under some video that asked "Does anyone know where to get minigun ammo in Fallout 4?" I don't remember what the video was but it had nothing at all to do with Fallout.

Actually I went and rewatched the trailer and it would appear that he does not actually roundhouse kick a grenade in midair…although, in my defense, it almost seems to be edited to purposefully give that impression and watching it in a crowded theater without a rewind function would make anyone remember it differently.
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I would watch the shit out of a version of this movie where Desmond Doss refuses to carry a gun to war…because his FISTS are the only weapon a warrior needs.

I dunno man, I could only laugh at the trailer that made a big deal about Garfield not wanting to kill anyone before showing him roundhouse kick a flying grenade back at the enemy.

Which hit was your favorite? For the first movie it's a toss-up between the man getting broken in half on a banister or the man getting his throat impaled on a broken door. For the second movie it's the man getting his face caved in by a baseball bat, hands down.

Is "what would you like on your Tombstone" too on the nose?

I finished watching the children's show Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug and Cat Noir Friday. It's cute. Bit of a shit way to end a season, but it is, I stress, a show for children, and childless single men shouldn't complain about things like that, or indeed watch the show at all.

Yeah, I can't at all figure out why the A.V. Club community isn't reacting well to contributions of this caliber.