Please tell me the scientician in these panels is not named Sargon in reference to supposed Youtube atheist/scientist and actual Youtube horrible person Sargon of Akkad.

Mantis Toboggan.
Roger Sterling.
Gene Parmesan.
Nicholas Angel.
Hot Coldman.
Benedict Cumberbatch.

Oh man, I remember I saw the title of this book in one of those school book fair catalogues and I knew I just had to have it. I begged my parents and all that. I must have been like 10 years old. I read it and I loved it, and on some level was probably enamored with all the meta shit, even though I had no real…

I'm going to assume the show's host responded to Brooks' touching anecdotes by giggling like an idiot.

Aight, well I wasn't trying to insult you or anything. But I can't see that your problems with the movie indicate that the movie is "incoherent."

I can understand saying that the story was too simple, but saying it's incoherent is like those people who said they couldn't understand Fury Road.

I'm not sure that I'd call Mad Max sci-fi — it's not really positing science-y technology or themes, just that the apocalypse happened and everyone became crazy. I wouldn't call The Road Sci-Fi either, for that reason.

Statham could have done it — the man can definitely move and he seems to have a decent sense of humor — but he's been chasing the same low-budget DVD sales niche for a while.

I don't know that that's a totally accurate comparison. I mean, it's not like descendants of the South clandestinely tried to continue the work of the Confederacy for centur—oh, right.

This is as good a place as any to ask: Why is there still a Slytherin house at Hogwarts? Even before any of the events of the books, having his name on a house would be like naming something after Robert E. Lee today, but after Book 2, it was absolutely confirmed that Slytherin actually did hide a secret chamber…

Saw Hell or High Water Saturday. I liked it about 90 percent, although I felt like the subtext was kinda on-the-nose and it was a bit too full of good ol' down-home humor for a movie I expected to be more akin to No Country For Old Men. I dunno, still thought it was good. Chris Pine is an actual actor now, which is…

Boy, do I need to reread this.

I'm not at all sure why you're going to an animated children's movie featuring a man-sized anthropomorphic beetle for location-accurate body language.

Oh my god those were weak as fuck. It would have actually been really tense if the scream would draw enemies to you, so every time you pick up an item you're worried that it's going to trigger a battle royale, but instead it's just "you picked up an item, now you're going to jump and move on with the game". And they…

The only things I am interested in are news organizations, the band Metric…and a brony documentary that I have never seen because I am in no way a brony.

…so who talks first? You talk first? I talk first?

And I say that as having been raised Catholic.

Being behind the times is just part of the territory for Catholics.

Just like the prophet Cecil before him.
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It's not so simple, though. One of them only tells lies, while the other only tells the truth, and you only get three questions to find out which is which.