What does that signature even mean? I'm a liberal and I just ate some chips; am I gonna shrivel up and die?

This feels like a parody of your usual "hostile knee-jerk reaction" bit and that is how I will choose to interpret it.

Nuh-uh! Every major achievement in Western civilization was because of men! Even every major war in the last 200 years was caused by men!

It's like deja vu!

I'm trying to think of an organization that gives a worse impression of an otherwise worthy cause than PETA. Berniebros, maybe? Or maybe those people that hijacked the concept of "ethics in games journalism" to harass women?

Can it be extended into its own trilogy?

I mean, it could be done….but given that they turned Dawn Treader, which was more or less meant to be series of sidequests as part of a big quest for self-betterment without any villain, into an atrocious CGI fight against Evil Smoke, I don't have high hopes for expensive children's cinema anymore.

They can't really do the latter, since she's the White Witch from Wardrobe. It's like an origin story. Her big defeat in Nephew is, if I remember right, her gaining eternal life, but realizing it'll be kinda sucky since she's evil.

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I still look forward to seeing how they can possibly adapt The Magician's Nephew as a family fantasy blockbuster, seeing as I remember it primarily as an esoteric creation myth throughout some sort of dead world filled with statues and a villainess who is not defeated in any way.

He's also not a fan of how they're behind global warming.

Brrap brrap pew pew

500 words on how the media are biased against the DC cinematic universe, on my desk by Friday afternoon.

Oh boy, I bet the comments section is going to be FILLED with people talking about how the comments section is going to be FILLED with manbabies, and then the comments section won't even get a single manbaby and it'll be a big disappointment.

Everything I've seen of BotS seems tailor-made to aggravate me. If a loud and hyperactive man shoved a microphone and a camera into my face when I was just trying to get from one place to another and asked me some meaningless questions and browbeat me until I gave a response I wouldn't be very happy.

I found a copy of Zardoz at my local library and I watched it with friends. I was actually impressed that it wasn't just some goofy schlock sci-fi, given that all I knew about it was Sean Connery's diaper and "The Gun Is Good; The Penis Is Evil." It actually had some interesting worldbuilding and non-linear…

I distinctly remember the character being named Gabriel. I remember this because I have willingly watched that movie multiple times. I don't know what's wrong with me.

Why is her name Vanessa Helsing and not just Abbie Van Helsing? I'm beginning to think SyFy doesn't respect its audience's intelligence.

I'm not sure that Questionable Content is any better, really, than any of the syndicated crap in the funnies. Maybe better than, say, Marmaduke, but about on par with Cathy, I'd say.

"Sound of Silence" is one of AD's best running gags, and it only happened in Season 4.