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What's it like being obsessively focused on the financial success of a movie you haven't seen?

Internet comment sections are the last places that men can feel powerful, now that the feminazi sjws have taken over America and given women extra rights.

It does sound likely that Disney would want to make an exorbitant amount of money by pounding a beloved franchise into the dirt, so I believe it.

He posts on the A.V. Club so I dunno why you'd think he'd be self-respecting.

If you can't incentivize it, there's no point.

That's actually a common misconception. They're actually called "The Minutemen" or "The Crimebusters."

Well, it certainly isn't the cancer.

I too am an adult, and I gave up pop a while ago. But I will still pick up a pack of Skittles from a gas station now and then because I also gave up Catholicism a while ago, and denying myself things I enjoy for the sake of self-righteousness is just no way to live.

Tingle asking Zoe Quinn to accept his award in his stead if he wins is some of the best countertrolling I've seen.

I'll be seeing it this weekend, probably. I'm glad it's being received reasonably well, but not as glad as I'll be to see the end of this particular internet shitstorm.

Sure, that sounds good. I also haven't made any videos declaring my certainty in my own interpretation of a series of videos whose entire raison d'être is being as ambiguous as possible.

Until I get explicit confirmation from the creators that this is what DHM,IS is about, I don't give a fuck what MatPat thinks. On the one hand, his videos are really just sophomoric theses about pretty obvious themes and on the other hand, people have been coming up with half-assed "theories" about the overarching

It's funny because Ailes is fat and slimy, like Jabba.

I keep getting "Melissa McCarthy is GONE" which makes me picture McCarthy dying not of illness but of getting blown away by some sort of high-explosive ordinance. "There's NOTHING left," the headline implies.

…..fuck

So I borrowed Dark Souls 3 from a friend the same day that I downloaded Furi. And now I've beaten two bosses in DS3, but I've played through Furi like three times, and fought every boss at least six times. It's terrifically engaging, although the review doesn't even mention the game's best part: an incredible

"More Stingray Than Stingray" is our motto.

HEY DO YOU LIKE THE ELTON JOHN SONG ROCKET MAN?

People like you are the reason God no longer talks to us.

"[P]ossibly only Nic Cage could seem to shoot a small girl point-blank and make it, well, funny." —Roger Ebert, reviewing Kick-Ass