If he is Ashton Kutcher, then Kutcher has some very articulate but hitherto-unknown opinions on the oeuvre of Hideo Kojima.

On the other hand, the only other game at E3 that seems even remotely related to contemporary issues is Watch Dogs 2, a game that boldly declares that big authoritarian corporations are bad.

Not to get off-topic, but the overlap between people who talk about white privilege and people who are fans of Michael Bay movies is pretty much nonexistent. We tend to have better taste.

Your game trailer has no actual gameplay.

I'm usually pretty much done after a spurt or two, then I have to rest for about 30 minutes or so. Fortunately, my five-fingered lover always ends up satisfied.

The floating five definitely gave off a Berserk-esque God Hand vibe, although one can only hope they'll be less…rapey.

Say what you will about his writing, but his games always end up being about something. Most games shy away from any definitive political statement other than "authoritarianism is bad," but Metal Gear at least (I've never played Policenauts or Snatcher) isn't afraid to potentially alienate players by going into a…

Man, Kojima really has a thing for violent births, huh? The Boss, Paz, now Norman Reedus? Although, I can't imagine Reedus giving birth in a non-violent way.

DEATH. STRANDING.

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If the bible is remotely accurate, then the Christian god is anything but discreet.

Maybe it's just the time I saw this movie for the first time — finishing up with college, without a job lined up, watching all my friends get their dream jobs while I went back to my shitty, sleepy hometown — but this movie resonated with me a hell of a lot. It's the one of the trilogy I've come back to the most…

So humanity is doomed, the planet will burn, the universe will end but I still have to muster the will to get out of bed tomorrow. Fuck you, Wikipedia Wormhole.

See, I don't get that at all. Like, we're already suspending our disbelief that this man who looks maybe three years older than his costar is her stepdad or NOT her father or whatever so why not just cop to it and say "yep these characters are blood relatives and they're fucking." Your viewers know it's not real…

I remember being all keyed to hate this movie, but I don't think I left enough of an impression for me to hate it. It is a stupid fucking movie though: I remember little of it, but I do remember a scene wherein the robot solves the problem of mind uploading by cross-computing like 20 stolen PS4s.

I know right? This movie has four incompetent goofs played by SNL cast members who fight paranormal entities with advanced technology and blunder into stopping a world-threatening evil. That's nothing like Ghostbusters!

Well, I'm sure all the kids playing Minecraft and Call of Duty don't give a shit about Tracer's butt or ethics in games journalism so yeah, they probably are better.

"No, guys, it's spelled 'Yiph.' It's Hebrew."

Also McAlister should totes have two L's, like Kevin from Home Alone.

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