How is that a joke? See, this is where CinemaSins apologists lose me. They keep saying "oh, they're not to be taken seriously, half of what they say is jokes anyway." But it what universe is what they say jokes?

It took me about two minutes to realize this post was not the most bizarre and beguiling spambot yet.

He can make his Fountainhead movie if he wants. Better a shitty director adapting a repugnant work than a good director who might make me want to see it.

I never realized he was meant to be on the spectrum. Even so, autistic people make mistakes too. Even an episode as tropey as "protagonist fucks up, people die, he beats himself up over it" would be a welcome diversion from the formula of "villain of the week shows up, kills utterly incompetent trained soldiers,…

Aldnoah.zero is the tropiest shit I've ever seen. Main character a personality-free teen who's perfect at everything? Check. More interesting supporting cast that gets pushed aside to focus on main character? Check. Plot that would be resolved in two minutes if everyone wasn't an idiot? Check? Pointless rivalry…

I've been told that I'm a loose turbolaser cannon, but I get results, you stupid CosmoChief

You know, if we're just going to turn every anime into a live action movie/Netflix original series, we could save a lot of time by cutting out the middleman and just making it a movie first. I mean, all it would require from Hollywood is a little originality—oh…

Ah yes, the Black Eyed Peas, the most hipster of bands.

Cannot comprehend, please explain.

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I know you're a gimmick account.

Hey, do you remember when your bestie Roosh was found living in his mom's basement? That was pretty great.

I've had a constantly updating cast sketched out in my head for years, but now I'm blanking on who I had for Faye; Amy was the first that came to mind, but I don't think she was my final choice. Maybe Eva Green?

Spike: Oscar Isaac
Jet: Willis
Faye: Amy Adams
Ed: Quvenzhane Wallis

No, no, you're thinking of "minstrel".

I mean, Indy clearly never actually spends time teaching but I can't wrap my head around him doing his swashbuckling "archaeology" AND spy on the Soviets AND poke his head into the university often enough to justify his no doubt outlandish expenses.

Is the scene that ruined your suspension of disbelief the scene where somebody says that Indy was the greatest spy the CIA ever had in their employ, because that sure blew the movie up for me.

Dark souls has Zelda's exploration and a deep and rewarding combat system, but Team Ico nailed Zelda's world design and puzzles. Combine the two with Zelda trappings and I will never need to play another game again.

He feels like someone stuck a Dreamworks character into a Zelda game…which, considering the internet's comparable love of Shrek, might explain it.

I liked the Wind Waker version better, if only because fighting a thousand miniblins at once never gets old, and because of some of the chaotic enemy formations. Three mothulas and a bunch of moblins? Get out!

As long as we don't get into that stingy "urban" stepson, N—*gets tackled by the SPLC.*