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Lakebed Temple is not the worst dungeon of Twilight Princess because the City in the Sky exists.

I dunno. Why are you here?

Yeah, Ocarina and Wind Waker are kinda the must-plays after Link to the Past. Maybe Majora's Mask? It's a lot different, but I think it's fantastic anyway. Find a way to play the original N64 version, though, because the 3ds remake blows hard.
Or if you want something similar to A Link to the Past, try Link's Awakening

Also, this is kind of a low-key way to kick off a themed week. Couldn't we do something we all have definite opinions on? Like: which dungeons are the worst and why are they all water dungeons?

You know what I don't miss? BAIT.

He's showing up in Rogue One, isn't he? Although, given how Force Awakens handled the Raid cast I don't know what to expect.

the enemy sniper…

In any case, he seems like he's afraid of performing in front of people.

PSA: If you're wondering what entry 4 was all about since there's no video, World of Tomorrow is on Netflix, it's 16 minutes long, and it's the best thing you'll watch today.

"No no, this broken and ill-advised platforming section is here to demonstrate how easy it is to lose oneself in the darkness of men's hearts. It certainly could not have been replaced by something better suited to the game's controls."

You got me there. I've spent some time on various wikis but sometimes it does help to see game footage during an explanation. Even so that'd be a small sacrifice to not deal with the repeated exhortations of "START CRYING THIS IS SO DARK."

I really wish there was a way somebody could spell out the lore of Dark Souls and Bloodborne without pretending the games are The Saddest and Deepest Games Ever. The most prominent channel of lore videos is narrated by a guy who really wants to sound like he has never smiled in his life. I enjoy the series a lot, but

Inventory: 15 movies about our war with Eurasia and how we have always been at war with Eastasia.

The studio wouldn't approve The Bourne Motherfucker.

Oh really? I forgot about that. Cute of them, tease an interesting character in this movie, then be all "you like him? Now see his movie!"
Of course, everyone will see it regardless, but still.

YOU KNOW

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That's what I'm expecting, too. On the other hand, I'd honestly prefer a character like Black Panther show up in his own movie, away from all the mess of the MCU. I don't know much about him, but isn't he a prince or ruler of a country? That puts him on much different terms than everyone else in this movie and a full

Gurghghgh now I'm coming off passive-aggressive and I don't mean to. I should stop dieting, it's throwing off my commenting game.

Ah shit, the irony font broke again. I was making fun of Marvel for resting on its laurels by producing a movie with the same narrative beats as Avengers Uno but without any of the coherence. But my joke-fu was weak. I must now be exiled.