Are you saying Age of Ultron didn't live up to the high standards of the first movie? How couldn't it, when it was essentially the same movie sold to us again?

Have they introduced Black Panther in any of the Marvel shows I haven't seen? If not, then introducing him in this movie is gonna make it dense as hell.

You are Vogon Poetry and I claim my five pounds.

lol more than 30 words didn't read c ya

It's the weekend still. Go outside, find something to do instead of waiting for someone to respond to your hours-old trollbait.

Ah, so the whole "crashing an unrelated thread to harass someone about something they said under a different article, then ignore everything that person says so that you can flood the comments with the same unfunny joke" was to point out that everyone else is an asshole. How's that working out for you?

This sounds really fascinating and once Vulture updates its video player to a version that doesn't eat shit I can't wait to learn more.

If people like you are the best defenders PETA can muster then they fucking deserve everything they get.

The sextet is just transporting to listen to. Calms me down whenever I'm too high-strung.
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A live Cowboy Bebop concert with The Seatbelts doing what they do would be terrific. I understand this actually happens, and I'm jealous. Alternatively, a FLCL concert with The Pillows would be pretty bumpin' too.

Okay, so in Iron Man One, Coulson bores everyone to tears in every scene by saying S.H.I.E.L.D.'s full name and he always says "we're working on it" when people tell him to trim it down. And then, at the end of the movie, he's all "Don't worry, just call us S.H.I.E.L.D.!" Did it take the whole movie to realize your…

I guess we'll never know (╥_╥)

Okay, let's start over. What is the point you're working towards? You began by complaining about liberal white guilt in movies. Now you're saying black neighborhoods foster worse racism than white ones. What are you arguing?

There's a word for this, right? Openly provoking a debate and then when someone challenges you, you go all "well you're the one who responded"? Because it's an amateurish deflection and you'll have to do better.

Very good, you called out my use of hyperbole for the sake of humor. Care to explain what the point of this little tantrum is?

"They do it so why can't we?" Good argument.

My experiences don't speak for everyone, but I grew up in a tiny rural Michigan town full of poor white people (and grew up to be pretty damn liberal) and plenty of them were racist as fuck. Not everyone was, obviously, but there were enough racists that they were comfortable to openly spout racial epithets, fly…

Yup! It's also revealed at the end that the criminals were doing the exact same thing to him, so I guess nobody wins. Except the audience.

You mean the part where a bunch of paramilitary SWAT cops charge into a residential building and detain without due process/fucking kill the residents? Yup.

Do CG-heavy fantasy epics actually do anything at the box office anymore? I mean, the Hobbit, sure, but that was riding on LoTR's coattails. I don't think I know anyone who's been to anything remotely similar in like five years. The Last Witch Hunter? Seventh Son? Wrath of the Titans? Jack the Giant Slayer? Jupiter…