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While we're doing this, I can't browse the site at work anymore since the comments (the only part of the A.V. Club, aside from that mess of text in the top half of every page) no longer format to my phone's screen. Now the right portion of every comment gets cut off, and it gets worse the deeper into a thread you go.

What the fuck are you talking about? That poor woman? That poor slut kidnapped herself. Come on, the Dude said so himself.

I gots ta axe youse a question: when you be on the You Tubes and you be singin'…why you sound so stoopid?

Morricone is as old as the hills, single-handedly defined how all Western soundtracks sound back in '64 with the first Dollars movie and hasn't ever won an Oscar. If he doesn't win this one, I'll eat my coworkers.

They're called cheevos and they're a way of life.
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How can a sequel that came out 30 years after the previous installment in a world with honestly little to no recognition of the Mad Max brand be called a "cash-in"? Like, you're allowed to dislike a movie and I'm genuinely interested in why you don't like Fury Road (my favorite movie of last year, for what it's worth)…

Shepherd Book? From Firefly? Yeah, he's pretty glorious. Can't see how he relates to Ready Player One, though.

It's baffling that they're doing this book and not just going to that one later series that's more explicitly post-apocalyptic but there's also magic and demons and shit. There's even a ragtag band of youths trying to survive in a broken city and a "badass" paladin-type with a Batmobile!

Gonorrhea isn't the same as herpes but my reaction to either is still the same.

It's completely possible to speak ill of a fandom without taking into account its gender/race/sexuality makeup. I mean, if a group of people start behaving like the self-appointed gatekeepers of enjoying a piece of media, act hostile towards people who don't share their devotion, and downplay or dismiss others'…

Or people of any taste whatsoever: you're in Puerto Vallarta, why would you order fucking Dominos?

Between this prick, Shkreli and the affluenza kid getting brought in, this is shaping up to be a windfall Christmas for schadenfreude. All we need is Trump filing for his fifth bankruptcy and we can fill a row on Asshole Bingo.

Hey, what works for Final Fantasy works in real life!

So I guess this porn parody is just gonna write itself, huh?

They're not even making animal sacrifices or invoking the name of their pagan fire god! What is this, The Sorcerer's Apprentice?

I can't wait to watch Cumby throw red light at some other goof who'll probably throw green light back at him! Magic in Hollywood blockbusters is always so exciting!

DON'T LISTEN TO ONDORE'S LIES

Yeah, Ludwig took me about a day of fighting, dying, and going back to reshuffle weapon gems and runes to beat. If you started the expansion immediately after it became available, I'd recommend just playing through the main game until you clear Yahar'gul (blood moon, not Hypogean Gaol). Ludwig's about the hardest of…

I don't quite see how X-2 could give you positive feelings towards anything except heavy drinking.