Oooh! Let's rate the games I purchased this year! I'm sure everyone will be way interested!

Much obliged.

I mean, I guess I can accept that she flash-learned the Force by touching the lightsaber, but it's weird that she goes from "wtf is the Force lol" to Obi-Wan-level Jedi skills in like a day. But I guess the Force awakens or something so it would make sense for her to be preternaturally talented. I dunno, that was…

Well, and she mind-tricks Daniel Craig into letting her out, because apparently the Force is just a matter of getting the right inflection.

Yeah, I don't think the term is accurate here. I mean, I don't quite like how she just figures everything out on her own with no tutelage, but she has her own identity, she's not some blank slate. She's just a woman one movie into a three-movie character arc.

I don't want to be a guy who defends the prequels — I mean, they're objectively shit, I'm well aware — but at least the prequels gave you context for the universe, what with the incessant Senate scenes and political maneuvering. Force Awakens [SPOILERS, BY THE WAY] doesn't have that at all. How powerful is the New…

Wait, if the FBI did seize the album, wouldn't it go to auction (again)? And would the idea of their magnum opus directly funding the federal government cause the Wu-Tang Clan to explode?

Shit, I forgot about Kamui. Okami's soundtrack is pretty stellar but it's a truly exceptional soundtrack to make one of its best tracks a town theme. (I refer of course to the Wep'Keer theme that I would link to if I wasn't at work)

Sorry, but firsties wait for nothing. Not labels, not nothing.

I always switched that place to night because of the music. Not because I disliked the daytime music, but because the daytime music struck a note that resonated perfectly with the tv stand and it sounded terrible.

Mt. Slide is my favorite but it's also the only one I can remember. I kinda wish I still had my wii — ever since I lost it, I haven't been able to experience pleasure.

This song is the first one I thought of.
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Although, points for Another Winter. I think I want to listen to Anamanaguchi today.

If that's what happened, then the plan's gone completely fucking off the rails. Trump ended up tapping so deeply into the hard right's neo-Nazi sensibilities and pulling them so far into the mainstream that it's completely fucked up political discourse for the rest of this election cycle and presumably for the next…

Is this where I go for all the clever Dark City jokes?

NO. He is the ONE and ONLY Solid Snake.

Kiefer Sutherland was in an actual Metal Gear Solid game and that's the quote you come up with? Why not "I'm already a demon" or "You're gonna extract him?"

CTRL + F: "fuck"

That mini-zine of justice, "Come on Mabase", finally got that woman to sell out her backlog of old Crystal Pepsi and now this shit happens.

The absence of the spike is how you can tell Cloud's not Cloud. Not to spoil anything, but the game's big twist is that through hypnotherapy and plastic surgery, the character is made to believe he's Cloud while the real Cloud runs off to Costa del Sol.

I hope they don't overhaul everything. It just isn't FFVII if there isn't a mandatory CPR minigame that's literally impossible to fail in order to rescue some nameless girl so that her pet dolphin can give you a ride to a platform 30 feet in the air.