From this trailer, I assume Wedge is fat because he keeps swallowing all the marbles he's gargling.

I was hoping this was a live stream of a GoPro attached to a reindeer. THAT'S something I'd watch.

They come in 3-liter bottles, too. I shit you not.

Six different people in Cloud Atlas?

I can't believe they skipped Karl Urban, LOTR's Eomer, star of Dredd and the leading role of the Metal Gear Solid movie eternally playing in my head.

*Helsinki Syndrome*
FTFY

They're not coming to America? What, are they Syrian?

One of the many wonderful things about the English language is that it allows for idiomatic language, which allows me to use phrases like "I wouldn't panic just yet" or "I will fucking murder you" and you, using context and basic reading comprehension, will know that I am not using the literal definition of "panic" or…

I loved the hell out of Infamous 2 but I played Second Son for about 40 minutes before I got sick of the floaty controls, rastafied main character and stupid touch pad gimmicks. I traded it in the next day for Shadow of Mordor, a much better game.

I haven't seen The Signal, so I am forced to assume that it features a boy or young man dissolving into an amorphous mass of flesh and organs and possibly fusing with a wall.

The fact that you call it that tells me you're not ready, Mister President.

How did that even fit into Blofeld's character? He's trying to be the ghost in the machines of every country's intelligence agency and he's also a hobbyist neurosurgeon?

Yeah, I don't remember Quantum or Casino Royale being treated like po-faced highbrow fare, but then the 50th anniversary comes along and suddenly Bond's the goddamn Criterion Collection.

And Revolver Oscillate, specialist in interrogation and a formidable gunfighter.

He'll only talk with StarWipe.

Yeah, but what was Blofeld's draw? His entire villainous presence consisted of him taking credit for what other bad guys did. His own grand scheme was just him saying "Hey, you know how you've been laid off because of government restructuring? That was me." And then he kidnaps his gf and ties her to the railroad…

Let's be fair. He wants to raise the price of a necessary life-giving resource in a country where the vast majority of people can't afford it. That's pretty evil. The sequel could have Martin Shrekli be the bad guy.

If you can find a way to murder Hitler's parents without time travel, then I think that would mean Hitler's parents were themselves time travelers. And if that's so, I think we got ourselves a screenplay!

But you can sidestep the moral ambiguity of killing baby Hitler quite easily! Instead of killing baby Hitler, traumatize him irreparably by killing his parents in front of him!

I think it skipped the two guards Luke Force-choked to death in cold blood in Jabba's Palace. Unless the video is claiming that Gamorreans aren't people, which is the sort of space-racism that's on par with Neimoidians and Watto, I suppose.