If we have to meditate on the horrors of war every time something happens that's tangentially related to said horrors, we'd never leave our homes.

Well, nobody I've seen is making jokes about Groberg or his situation, but I suppose we could all start doing that so you don't look like a total idiot.

It's definitely the Bond movie that demonstrates that 007 can be about modern international politics, but since it was unpopular every Bond movie now has to be about how Bond is an anachronism.

*Ode to Joy plays as a giant, naked Idris Elba ghosts out of the ocean; every human he touches dissolves into semen*

People who have a problem with the water plot need to get their heads on straight. Take a step back and think — which is more horrifying, a rich guy buying up all the oil in the world (just look around you) or a rich guy buying up all of the thing everyone absolutely needs to stay alive so that he can sell it back to…

I like the idea of Spectre collecting a bunch of malcontents with grudges against M16 in general and the 00 program in particular, but that only works if the head of Spectre isn't himself a malcontent with a grudge against the 00 program.

You know, since White's daughter whose name escapes me knew the name of Spectre even though she hadn't been connected with it for like 20 years, then Spectre couldn't be a reorganization of Quantum like everyone assumed. And Greene clearly wasn't running Quantum, so it wan't like a daughter company or anything. So…

It would have taken so little time for M or Moneypenny or Rory Kinnear to say something to the effect of "We've seen no connection between these events but for the name 'Blofeld' that a bunch of baddies keep mentioning." Of course, then everyone would figure Waltz is Blofeld right off the bat but, you know, that's…

I think you might be a little bit biased in your assessment, Mister Greene.

I believe Roger Ebert gave Van Helsing a perfect score, which tells you a lot about Roger Ebert circa 2004.
EDIT: Actually it was 3 out of 4 stars. My point still stands.

Maybe don't use that word? Just say "cuckolded"; I've only ever seen the shortened word used by men's rights activists and/or white supremacists and that's not a Venn diagram anyone wants to be a part of. Also, it's just a damn ugly word.

I never found the evidence against Emmerich compelling; it always felt like a witch hunt from Kaz (who is obviously the true villain, let's be real) trying to shift the blame. Huey's a dick, sure, but still. If he's meant to be a cipher *heh* for Kojima, then it makes even more sense for him to not be the bad guy…

Shit, there's probably elves and unicorns and all sorts o' other fake-ass shit in there! Better take that game away, smack him around, then enroll him in military school. No boy in your family is gonna grow up to be some fairy with an imagination!

There's so much wrong with what you're saying that it feels pointless to zero in on a specific point, butt fuck it: the torture scene in Reservoir Dogs was in no way meant to be a glorification of violence. It was meant to be as uncomfortable as possible for the viewer. Almost as if it was portraying the cop as…

We never see his face, no. He is shown naked in the Larkhill flashback, but, being silhouetted against the flames, we cannot see his face, or, more importantly, his penis.

The Shimabara Rebellion was a 17th Century uprising in Edo Japan by Christian peasants. Christianity is one of the key methods the Templars use to control the masses. After the rebellion failed, Christianity became punishable by death in Japan and the nation adopted a very isolationist "closed-door" policy.

Corrupt military drags world-weary hero named Snake out of retirement to infiltrate lawless den of bizarre, charismatic villains after secretly infecting him with a kill virus and ultimately betraying him. And then, in the sequel, the same thing happens but worse.

They stop being horrifying and start being infuriating real fuckin' quick, though.

I suppose Ebrietas fits the theme of this article, too. After all, the only way I can beat her is by throwing away everything I've learned, not targeting her, getting as close as possible with my shortest-ranged weapon and going to town on her flank. And even then there's no good defense for her giant lasers.

Ever since Bloodborne, I've been saying over and over that FromSoft should make a sci-fi Souls-style game that draws heavily from H. R. Giger and Tetsuo the Iron Man. That would get the blood pumping.