Have you had any sugary carbonated beverage at literally any point in your life? Then you have had The Faygo Experience (tm).

It's like whatever you want, man.

It always rankled that Harry was established as the wizard one percent from the beginning but people still just gave him luxury broomsticks for no reason.

The rundown: "The Six" are a cabal of powerful businessmen who control the drug trade in the central galaxy. They are: (1)Theodore "Teddy" Palpatine, patriarch of the largest crime family in the galaxy. He supplies the bulk of the operation's muscle. (2) Jar Jar Binks, a prominent civil rights lawyer who has the ear…

I was tempted to just interpret the prequels as propaganda films by the Empire, hence the caricatures and terrible plotting and negative chemistry, but then I realized that a propagandist who casts the Emperor's right-hand man as Hayden Christiansen is probably a rebel spy.

Awww, he doesn't have anybody to argue with right now, so he makes an imaginary argument to play with! What a clever li'l guy!

It sure must be galling that literally everyone whose opinion matters in the industry (the critics, the market) just can't see the truth that you so clearly expressed. But keep preaching, I'm sure you'll change everyone's mind.

According to Wikipedia, The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time has been re-released six times since 1998. I think we can live without a seventh, 4K be damned.

I don't blame him; I wouldn't want any of myself anywhere near that awful book.

BIG BOSS HERE

Don't be silly. Blockbusters aren't about subtext anymore. Setting only determines what the CGI buildings look like, and if something is neither explicitly seen or heard onscreen, then it doesn't happen at all.

Ah shit, this was the thread I should have said that the best Shannara sub-series was the one with the abandoned NASA supercomputer and the airships.

I remember the best Shannara sub-series involved the cast crossing the sea to the west to go to what nakedly looked exactly like Florida, and one of the final bosses of that series was a supercomputer that made Terminators out of the supporting cast. It was weird.

The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time has been out for 17 years. I'm surprised you hadn't heard.

Please don't call it that.

He really does seem to be nothin' without his stunt team.

*rereads comment, finds nothing to counter, flop sweat*

Valid point, but I would counter that Pan's "dark fantasy" elides with "horror" a lot more than Shaun or Zombieland, being first and foremost comedies, do.

If we're counting Shaun of the Dead as a horror movie then I see no reason to not also count Tucker and Dale vs. Evil and, by doing so, close this topic for debate.

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