Aww. You can take 3D memories of your kids! And to share them with someone, all you have to do is take off this giant thing pressed against your face and have them press it against their face!

Still waiting for the Home App on the Apple TV. It’s my smart home hub, I should be able to control devices from it.

Eh, that’s like the old saying “Macs don’t get viruses”

Good, cryptocurrency never should have had centralized exchanges. It needs to get back to its roots of peer-to-peer wallet exchanges when I hire an undercover FBI agent to assassinate someone.

“It’s the kind of thing beloved by the most insufferable nerds on earth and no one else.”

She’s got an uphill battle to fight.

Yeah, we’ll see how long this lasts...

“his account was reinstated because “he is now an active candidate for president of the United States.””

Lol Dorsey out here looking like an ugly Peter Dinklage. 

That’s a real shame. I thought Luca’s story was a little threadbare, but it was beautifully earnest and was absolutely gorgeous. Turning Red was terrific; it clearly wasn’t made for my demographic, but I still found it endearing and I think it’s important for young women, as well as immigrant/POC/second gen children…

I can’t believe I’m saying this, but the more I hear about this movie, the more I want to see it. :-)

guarantee financial success where the likes of Lightyear and Turning Red could not.

On the other hand, Evangelical Christians will be thrilled to see a movie where the main couple will instantly die if they attempt to have pre-maritial sex.

Stage Manager is a solution in search of a problem. I was excited when it was announced, but since its arrival I have failed to find a use for it. It’s clunky, makes you babysit your stacks of windows too much, and takes up valuable real estate. Nice try, Apple, but Stage Manager gets my apathetic yawn.

Maybe fund NASA (or ESA) a bit more, oh oops, we need to give the 1% more tax breaks because the record profits they’ve made overcharging for everything the last few years isn’t enough.

Hmmm... also, if we’re willing to go with a very small craft, we could do a very prototypical modal of the Breakthrough: Starshot plan of having a big solar sail pulling a small craft to a location quickly.

If these AI are trained using accumulated internet data then I just assume it accused an at-risk teen of being a beta cuck noob and then swatted her home address.

Maybe, I dunno, lower prices?

I’m curious if Twitter will ever get a quick death or if it’s just going to be a long, multiyear decline that bombards our newsfeeds until there is an unprecedented event that finally gets it cut off (kinda Trump & 1/6).