Yeah, the Venn diagram intersection of The Boys fans who didn’t realize they’re being mocked and the people who don’t realize they support the “machine” is a perfect circle. (Also Maynard from A Perfect Circle would probably hate them too.)

You realize they will never have that “moment” because of their self-persecution and ability to rationalize away any sense of facts that run contrary to their beliefs.

The “Are we the baddies” requires one to take a look at themselves in a real mirror and ask this question.. but they are intent on using Trump Branded…

My dogs would be so damn happy. I’d never be able to top that moment as a dog dad.

Came here to say the same. That’s just over ten cents per McNugget meal.

Fucking NO. LITERALLY NOBODY WANTS THINNER ANYMORE APPLE. It’s already thin enough. Making it thinner doesn’t save space, because we all want our screen real estate, we all want something that can survive a drop, we all want 2x, 3x, 5x the battery life. We need better cooling because everything causes the CPU to slow…

I want my order fucked up by a human, not a robot. 

AI system malfunctioned and ordered 2,510 McNuggets Meals, totaling $264.75.

That’s dumb. If they can really make it that much thinner, then they can put in a larger battery and keep the current thinness, which is fine.

“Big Rich Man Baby Era” is the history of all of mankind.

It will be full of Chinese spyware

He’s not that dumb. Is he?

You forgot that he’ll force the company he buys to falsely list him as a founding member of the company like he did to Tesla. 

He and his moron sycophants are talking about Tesla phone on Twitter right now.

Yes, we definitely need a tarnishing stainless steel phone that will spontaneously catch fire in users’ pockets. Go for it, Elon.

Historians are going to call this era in history: “The Big Rich Man Baby Era”

Over/under that he’s about to announce the “Muskphone” as a “competitor” to Apple, and said phone will markets itself as “anti-woke” and all employees are required to purchase at full MSRP?

He’s already sacrificed Tesla business for his others when he allowed his other companies to jump the line for AI chips over Tesla.

Hey, how about you can’t call it “artificial intelligence” until you get it right?

Seems like something that would have easily been discovered during internal testing 

This is the kind of news I feel like would have been dropped on April 1st.
TinyPod? Should have just gone with A.iPod.

It’s not for you, it’s for shareholders.

For the rest of the world, this is like watching a train carrying miles of toxic chemical cars about to derail in the middle of a major city.