Do you, like, know any black people? Black people hate black people. Do you know, like, any black history? Black people have always hated black people. Rich black people are worse to black people than rich white people or poor white people. There’s always a collaborator. There’s always free black people trying to…

The McDonalds a friend of mine worked for didn’t have a perpetually broken ice cream machine specifically because the managers decided to run it without ever cleaning it. This resulted in macroscopic 3D colonies of e. coli bacteria. When informed that he had never seen 3D colonies of e. coli in his college biology…

They are best for making it hard to poop and millennials are getting butt cancer at amazing rates so maybe take it easy on the cheese and plug the other dairy products. I mean cheese is what you make with expired dairy products after you fail to sell them.

I am trying my best to save the dairy industry but I can only drink so much milk and eat so much cheese, yogurt, cream, and other products.

You pay minimum wage, you get minimum effort.

It’s a pretty weak argument. I mean if you’re going to get political the farmers who milk those cows are killing themselves at astounding numbers because of Trump’s trade war and broken US economic policy. Of all the issues with milk and agriculture “think of the poor cows” is pretty low on the list. Workers are…

The sugared horsefeed that “identifies” as cold cereal. It’s just a bucket of empty carbs you can prepare in a braindead zombie state immediately after waking, wolf down in seconds, then risk your life in traffic on your way to make other men rich. Switched it out for yogurt. Real, honest-to-god yogurt. With cream and…

If only the Democrats would seize on the chance to be the party of science. Instead the liberals idea of “trans acceptance” is a bunch of postmodernist weirdos howling “reality is a social construct” and “trans people don’t NEED to transition” then if you disagree smearing you as some kind of “ist” or “phobe” and…

another concern troll who thinks they know better than doctors

Sounds like a matter for the courts. Either Tesla eats this cost (which being software is basically zero dollars to them) or the used car dealer (which is about $8,000 they would have to pay). I don’t know the law in this jurisdiction well enough to say which will happen, but I do know you can’t have third parties…

I’m glad he came around eventually. Y’know I talk a lot and say a lot of incendiary things because civilization is collapsing, but nevertheless I keep this in mind: Never pass up a good opportunity to shut up.

Yep. The entire ruling class has to go, and the class immediately below them that props them up. The entire “security” industry is rotten.

It’s the norm in the US, it’s just also the norm to keep it quiet. You use euphemism and dog whistles and say a lot of nice things then do the opposite. Cryptofascism is just normative politics here, for both Republicans and Democrats. It is why both parties are so viciously anti-communist in any form - “pinkos,”…

Democratic Socialists: “We’re not weiners like those liberals! We’re different! We’re gonna stand up to Trump! We’re gonna stand up to the liberals who are always trying to destroy us to defend capitalism!”
Liberals: “WE’RE OFFENDIDIDDLEYDOO!”
Democratic Socialists: “We’re sorry!”

It’s amazing what AI can do these days. And I am 99.999% sure that 99.999% of tickets sold were grabbed by algorithms for third parties to scalp. The concert industry is so rotten it makes real estate frauds like Trump look slick, honest, and competent in comparison.

I ended up packing away almost the whole side

It’s been decades since Tailhook. At what point do you just fire every flag officer and burn down every Academy and the Pentagon while you’re at it?

“rEpReSeNtAtIoN mAtTrEsS” -capitalist dogs who “identify” as feminists

how about you not be such a judgey mean girl and do something else with your life

It’s almost as if the dirty liberals of Jezebel are only just now discovering that the “democracy” the US has used to justify its various atrocities is all a fucking illusion and a fraud.