Vote for the Republican who “identifies” as a Democrat, or the Republican who “identifies” as a Democrat but is gay, or the Republican who “identifies” as a Democrat but is girl, or the actual billionaire who “identifies” as a Democrat, or the ex-Republican on a mission to save capitalism who thinks whining about…

No. A woman cannot win. A woman with policy ideas can win. A woman cannot win when her only qualification is “it would be neat if a woman was president.” This avowed capitalist is to the political right of Bill Gates and Goldman Sachs who are both preparing for socialism while she’s trying to save capitalism. This…

Yeah this is bullshit. I’m a middle aged white woman who went to a Kaiser ER complaining of chest pains and heart palpitations. Everyone there lost their fucking minds. It was like beating a wasp nest with a stick. I was connected to a heart monitor in 20 seconds and seen in less than 5 minutes then monitored for a…

What a stand-up guy.

*waves hand in a jerk-off motion

There’s a reason the squinting, deformed troglodyte with a cartoonishly thick and neighborhood-specific British accent is a stereotype/stock character.

Holy shit that was thoughtful.

Oh boy have I got the spaceship

Liberal utopia.

“I don’t have to give a shit about nature because some cave man altered it once in the Pleistocene.” -morons like you

I’ve sailed around the world so often I stopped keeping count. If we were steaming east or west, we were constantly changing our sleep schedules, but only 1 hour at a time. Going east we lived 23 hour days, which wasn’t great, but not too bad. Going west our days were 25 hours, which was nice. Changing your sleep…

You’re not dealing with a bunch of mass migrations like the Romans did. You’re not dealing with social collapse on the scale of individual regions. You’re not even dealing with island collapse but the entire planet. When you talk about the sixth mass extinction, the anthropocene mass extinction, you’re talking about…

10. Regular push-ups

If you held corporations up to the same standard, you would be calling for the destruction of capitalism.

You gotta separate the personal and the professional. You can’t be going into business with someone just because you love them. That’s called nepotism, and it just does not work. Even if they have skills or resources to contribute to the business, they will not use them in the same way with you as they would a normal…

On the one hand, this neo-nazi is holding the shittiest firearm ever made, and manages to be holding it wrong. How do you even do that? On the other hand, this dirty fucking liberal is SCURRED of GUNZ. If this doesn’t motivate you to get over your fucking self and acquire a palette of SKS then you have failed in your…

Ok now build it on the moon.

Really scraping the bottom of the barrel when it comes to truck drivers. They’ve got some crazy infrastructure at that bridge. A fucking scanner measures the height of your rig and if it’s too tall triggers a big sign flashing “TOO TALL, MUST TURN” and dude just completely ignores the whole thing. Imagine being that…

Yeah the way fans treat celebrities is awful. They don’t see them as people, but as objects to project their fantasies on. I mean in a way that is the job of an actor, but actors are also people, and fans forget that. Fans aren’t people.

You would think that’s what there were going to do but they explicitly did not.