BRINGIN IT BACK

The plan was okay. It’s nice that she went to all that work, and it makes for a heartwarming human interest blackgirlmagic story, but the problem you are facing is hard, and her plan will not work for a number of reasons. As an aerospace engineer when I say “hard” I mean “something no one has ever done.” Getting to…

Fascism is a specific right-wing movement caused by an economic crisis the haute bourgeoisie are incapable of dealing with where the petit bourgeoisie allies with the slum proletariat. For those more familiar with Bernie Socialism “haute bourgeoisie” is the billionaire class, “petit bourgeoisie” is the millionaire…

Are you physically incapable of blaming bourgeois scum? Do you want to live in a world of a thousand hidden fees? Why can’t the damn restaurateur raise prices 3%? Why is a business owner forcing everyone else to pay their employees? 

I don’t eat out often, because I have a thousand things more important to spend money on than spending ten times as much for a meal I can make better than a line cook in the privacy of my own home. So when I do eat out - for anniversaries and friends from out of town - I explicitly avoid places that have a bad…

Possible the simplest “bioreactor” for a moon base full of space vegans is just a converted fuel tank made of aircraft aluminum filled with bugs eating algae. I mean that’s kinda how shrimp are farmed right now. Here’s the thing though: YOU HAVE TO PROCESS THE BUGS. Turn them into a burger patty! Turn them into a half…

Honestly my own interactions with the FBI are pretty much the same as yours. It’s amazing to me how shabby they are. I had anticipated a competent evil organization, like the Imperial Agents from SWTOR. Instead it was how local cops are depicted in Law and Order: Boring men in bad suits armed with half-truths,…

“How dare you get the government involved! I just use the government to destroy organized labor! And feed my wage slaves! And provide healthcare! And education! And roads! And destroy any employee who gets uppity!”

yeah this is some bullshit

Life is hard enough without stupidity so shocking and baffling you end up in the international news competing with Florida Man and Orange Man.

I’m surprised that anyone anywhere eats kidneys. I mean maybe 1,000 years ago when everyone was starving and the choice was between eating kidneys or your own legs, okay fine. But we have other food now.

At this point no one in their right mind would fly in anything built by an aerospace company called “Boing,” let alone pay to fly in it. Every detail that’s come out from both the 737 MAX debacle and SLS pork barrel has shown a complete breakdown in the ability to function as a company that makes anything, and that…

0.1% of the total population. 60% of those fired. 600% more likely to be fired. Liberals who are bad at math call it “circumstantial.”

Because I mean you can totally fix racism with posters. No need to put people in camps or anything. /s This is what liberals actually believe.

Yeah as Latin Europeans they’re below Northern Europeans in the internal racist hierarchy but also above Slavs who are in turn above Irish, Jews, Gypsies, Turks, and other immigrants who are in turn above African immigrants. It’s important to remember that Europe did not exist until it discovered America. Before then…

Turns out American racism theory is provincial and doesn’t work anywhere outside America and for that matter doesn’t hardly work inside America. For instance Turks are physiologically whiter than White America. Their hinterlands border the Caucasus Mountains and they are infamous for their genocide and imperialism.

MONDAY MONDAY MONDAY WE WILL FIND OUT WHO IS TRULY THE GREATEST APE GORILLAS CHIMPANZEES ORANGUTANS ((CHEERS)) OR THE NAKED GROUND APE ((JEERS))

A female chimp wearing a mask so they couldn’t bite had an unbeaten record against human men. There was a circus that travelled the US and Latin America that offered a chimp fight. They only stopped because sore losers were trying to poison her.

You guys have no idea how fucking racist the Academies are. I went to one. Even graduated. They’re terrible environments for any number of related reasons. I got two numbers for you:

15%, the number of officers who graduated from the Academies, who have a mandatory honor code of not lying, cheating, or stealing.

20%,…

“But if I can’t exploit my workers then I’ll have to get a real job as an exploited worker!”