Suppose I rented an expensive $1.4M supercar from a dealer and when the length of the loan ended I demanded $55,138 to give it back. The dealer and the cops would call that ransom, which is a crime. If I refused to give the car back that would be grand theft auto. If I then “sold” the supercar I did not own but still…

Alternately: Stop being so fucking neurotic and judgemental at work. Drop the insane facade that you have to fit a very strict and one-dimensional image of what “professional” is. Maybe if you used all that energy you are wasting on turning your workplace into a clique of bullies to actually run your fucking company…

yeah being the sum total of his experience is running a small town I don’t fucking know why more attention isn’t paid to how he’s run his small town because it is fucking dismal

Google for the photo man, its wild. The girl on twitter is the real deal, she’s not just tanning her asshole, she is tanning her asshole because she believes it gives her magic powers, and has built her “brand” as an “influencer” around showing you how to unlock magic powers too. This girl uploaded a pic of herself…

Just another Clinton Democrat, like Hillary and Obama he’s to the political right of Nixon, but “identifies” as a Democrat because the Republicans are too bigoted to ever nominate a gay black woman or any combination thereof.

Well y’know how socialists are. Big on walls, guns, camps, cops, tanks, spies, nukes. Get free healthcare and free everything else too but it comes with a price. Bernie like Lenin has no truck with nazis and if Bernie were to do as he promises and purge the nation’s police of nazis then respecting them becomes easier…

About damn time. Everyone who’s ever worked there has a story of being assaulted and managers not just not helping but threatening to fire you for defending yourself or calling the cops to defend yourself. Hilarious stories include the time my buddy was in a slow-motion foot chase around the restaurant by some…

It’s not happening in just one city. Obviously. This is a problem with every McDonalds in America. Americans are disgusting pigdogs and corporate has a policy that enables and emboldens the most violently irrational customers. They abandon any employee who does anything to defend themselves and tell their managers to…

Once again I find myself telling a black man that black lives matter even if they’re *looks at notes* black women. Antifeminism is shameful for a 13 year old white kid from the suburbs let alone a grown-ass black man. He should know all kinds of better.

They always find a way to destroy you if your outspoken ideas are leftist. Their hands are always tied if your outspoken ideas are fascist. Gotta make this shit straight-up illegal. Fuck your freeze peach lil’ Hitler. I’d put you in your own camps but grandpa burned them all down, so instead we got some nice humane Nor…

That’s the thing about firsts, they’re amazingly conservative. Policy-wise, Obama was just George W Bush but less nice to brown people and more nice to trans people.

Sacramento is in the national and international news every week for some new bullshit either flagrantly racist or just deeply sad and uncool. It’s amazing how often I’ve seen activists I know from this town on The Root. This is the capital of California and you can clearly see why CA is neck and neck with fucking…

American values like getting into a political alliance with people who killed 3,000 Americans in an act of terrorism because of oil you no longer need because of fracking and electric cars. The Aristocrats.

Agree. It may be contrary to the spirit of the Lifehacker website, but goddamn, there are some things that don’t need to be hacked. By all means, hack your body and mind. Know everything, live forever, be as gods, celebrate the gift of consciousness for a billion years until the stars grow cold. But if you had a…

Comments about the ad on YouTube range from shock to how bad this ad looks to confusion about who this ad is targeting.

I’m sure all the kids who got bullied for being “weird” can take solace in the knowledge their tormentors didn’t hate them per se, they just thought they were “weird.”

#TerribleD&Dideas: The bear druid. He’s a bear-man who is also a werebear who can turn into a bear and rides a bear and has a pet bear and uses all his spells to summon bears. Just an extraordinary amount of bears. If you have a problem they just cover it in bears until it goes away.

I want it, and a Not-A-Flamethrower too, to protect its brushed steel panels from the heathens who hate it. But I should wait until the Lunar Gigafactory opens because holy shit is it expensive to import anything from Earth to the Moon. Apollo cost $135 million per metric ton delivered to the lunar surface.* The…

With any luck this will be mandatory soon, at least for batteries. It’s called closed-loop recycling, and it’s one of the ideas the future will be founded on, because if not there will be no future. There just isn’t enough lithium on your planet to include even modest batteries on every new model car; lithium…

A moon car with +500 mile range that costs $80k, seats 5, and comes with an emergency airlock. It would take Boeing and Lockheed 20 years and $1 trillion to design something vaguely similar, and it would get half the range, seat 1 twelve year old Japanese girl, and cost $100 million. NASA should order 1000 of these…