What the fuck is going on in the goddamn schools? This is so fucking weird. I’m not even offendid. Maybe I should be. But at this point it’s so bizarre (and so obviously related to the US’ terrible school system when compared to, say, subsaharan Africa) I’m just still in the shocked phase. I wanna call these teachers…

I do like the idea of Google executives developing an AI that is capable of replacing every corporate executive, both at Google and elsewhere. I mean I can see this being a huge step toward a capitalist extinction event, but for a moment I’ll get to laugh at those bogie fucks, and that’s basically the only joy anyone…

“every technology ever has caused problems, but not this new technology that I happen to work on, that has already been shown to cause problems, and is projected to cause massive problems” said the idiot techno utopian

this isn’t even the only article today where I’ve railed against the entire American justice system and how the whole fucking thing has to be thrown out

creating perceived value in a business model with basically no actual value (ie has never turned a profit) and transferring wealth from investors to third parties also describes WeWork, Uber, Lyft, and other horrible “unicorn” tech companies, described as “unicorns” by people who have no fucking clue what actual…

I don’t know how old you are but if you’re older than say 6 you really need to take responsibility for your inability to read and work on that.

shit yeah space vegans, we’re gonna be eating this shit on the fucking moon

y’know in academia it was shown that sexism dropped to 0% if these panels of old white dudes deciding who gets promoted in academia have to actually prove why they’re promoting who they’re promoting

If yall can afford Louis Vuitton or any high fashion brands I think you have to add “capitalism” to your list of political interests in addition to “racism.” I mean is this really the first scummy thing yall have heard Louis Vuitton do? I mean do yall even know what capital is? Its yalls dead slave ancestors turned…

In white once again I enter the comments to find I have to tell black people that black lives matter even if they’re gay. Guys, we have this thread every week.

DURR HURR ONLY WHITES CAN BE GAY THUS IT IS LOGICAL TO CONCLUDE THAT BLACK LIVES DON’T MATTER IF THEY’RE GAY I AM A VERY SMART BLACK KANG FROM EGYPT WHO HAS TO BE TOLD BLACK LIVES MATTER BY WHITE GAYS HURR DURR

DURR HURR A GAY CALLED ME THE EN WORD ONCE THUS ALL GAYS ARE BIGOTS THIS IS TOTALLY DIFFERENT FROM A WHITE GUY SEEING A BLACK GUY COMMIT A CRIME AND ASSUMING ALL BLACKS ARE CRIMINALS DURR HURR I HAVE FELT PAIN AND CONCLUDED ONLY MY PAIN MATTERS ALSO I AM STUPID AND CANNOT PRONOUNCE THE SIBILANT S’S IN RACISM

I’m sure there are lots of white folks who immediately assume any black person complaining about cops mistreating them is lying. And will immediately take the side of the cop if the cop is the same race. And shit up internet threats with their prejudice.

Them “forgiveness” types of black people are the worst liberals I’ve ever seen. White folk would’ve burned this country down decades ago had this shit been done to them.

The Chinese Communists have some good ideas about justice. A trial that lasts a day, followed by being shot in a ditch and a bill for the bullet sent to their next of kin. Fuck this liberal “justice” system based on medieval English “common law.” Who gives a fuck about iron age invaders like the Angles and Saxons who…

oh god here comes a do-gooder, here to shame the world until it submits to be ruled by them as god-king

My brother, who is literally Florida Man and not just because he is a man doomed to live out his days in Florida, has a weird and ongoing delusion regarding Jennifer Aniston. He believes she has seen his work as a semipro actor and/or wrestler, knows his name, and when she is between boyfriends, will some day call him…

It’s amazing to me how some people have a social context for morality. “Is it wrong to ding a car door” is not a question they answer with a yes or a no; they answer it with the question “will I get caught,” or even more degenerate, “will I get caught right this second.” The former is a 2 and the latter a 1 on the…

The Sacramento International Auto Show is one of those second-tier shows you don’t normally hear much about

Eat the rich. Or if you’re concerned about how much cocaine they do, shoot them into space and use their bodies as an amendment to turn Lunar or Martian regolith into soil. Those little bacteria need feedstock after all!