Me. Too. My fucking husband does it all the time, I swear he doesn't mean to do it but hold fucking tap dancing Christ is it annoying.

Lol. Wrecking ball?

I fucking over tip to try and outweigh the motherfuckers in the world. I think a stint being in food service should be mandatory. Put me behind the bar any day.

Fuck yes. If this was my son, he'd get a pass on chores and homework fuckups forever.

reaching for the soft wool lining. This story makes me so incredibly sad. And violently angry. "brian" obviously needs to be tried as an adult, locked up, and throw away the fucking key.

What a cock knuckle. Love the artwork though.

rape fantasies are more common than one might think. Mormon missionary gangbang, leave the backpacks and bicycle helmets on please.

Excuse me? Not only do I play football, I enjoy watching it and I probably know more about it than you do. Fool.

my grandma told me offhand one day " Oh yeah, Ted was a good family friend". I really had no words.