God. That is depressing when you look at it like that.

The “back in the day we didn’t have to pay for cable or mobile contracts” is one of my mother’s choice arguments for why people have less savings/spending money.

I need to make sure I have my asthma inhaler handy when that time comes otherwise I’m going to possibly run out of breath from laughing so hard.

I’m closer to HamNo than you but I appreciate this comment . I agree fully that the last two rounds of Democratic presidential administrations have not significantly addressed income disparity. There are a lot of reasons.

It bears repeating: Man, Yngwie Malmsteen was always right in the pocket. Exactly 34 times the number of notes the melody requires.

The point where you make the switch from cocaine to Cialis as your drug of choice for fucking is when you’ve officially gotten old.

On Friday, Tequila tweeted photos of herself at a private, alt-right D.C. dinner

The Life and Times of the Yale Man

2016: Public Indecency (Probation)
2020: Cocaine Possession (Probation)
2022: Cocaine Possession (Rehab and time serve)
2030: Assault (Stripper drops charges)
2040: Securities Fraud (Civil Settlement)
2048: Money Laundering (Civill Settlement)
2052: Secretary of Treasury

One of the chief goals of the Republican Party is the disenfranchisement of non-whites, with a focus on blacks. They now have the power to make their dreams reality and hold onto power for the foreseeable future.

Nah, Trump sensed a draft come into the room, so he was dodging it.

that would require being able to afford a plane ticket

I always find it startling when someone who has no knowledge about us decides to speak for us.

glad you both read the tweet

Always trying to get in somewhere he doesn’t rightfully belong.

Chief designer of Bugatti drives a GTI; Jeremy Clarkson drives a GTI; your neighbor’s mama probably drives a GTI.

GTI is always the answer.

As a white guy, the only racism I’ve probably experienced is on the basketball court with strangers. I’m not great, but I’m OK. I usually get one chance and if I fuck it up, I never get the ball again. I could be open for the corner three and my hands are up, and they’re like, “don’t shoot”.

She was a monthly right winger contributor to the paper. They ended up firing her (not that she was probably getting paid).