Hey, here’s our first moron now!

The Justice Department is on it, and when they arrive at an actual conclusion I’ll bother to form an opinion. Until that point, I’m not interested in the propaganda of political opponents too chicken-shit to duke it out over actual policy, let alone the finger waving of some anonymous angry commenter. To answer your…

Messi plays for 4 teams in 7 leagues. The soccer super bowl is October 19th between two of messi’s teams. He will play for both sides

The conservative ability to turn literally anything into a self-congratulatory pat on the back...sometimes it’s just fucking incredible to behold.

I disagree. Verhoeven’s gratuitous sexualization of all the characters (and making Dizzy female) aside, the movie was very much in line with the theme of the book. One of my favorite books, read it after seeing the movie and actually enjoyed the movie more after reading it.

Maybe they didn’t have a dad to show them how to do basic auto maintenance.

My family keeps telling me otherwise. #hetraveled

Tried to nuke Charleston? Man these bigots sure are getting creative with their dog whistles. So many words for "I'm pissed a nigger is in the white house".

I hate kids getting shot in the leg, killed, or killing their parents or siblings because idiots don't know how to responsibly own guns.

God I miss weed.

He's looking for the ghost of a chance either team has against Seattle.

Cause going 10-6 your first two years in the league is the sure mark of a losing coach.

If Obama = Peyton Manning, the Republicans in Congress = Jay Cutler.

Thanks Obama!

Haha, why do you have to be a stingy asshole not to want to pay? Can't you just be a normal person who gets tired of buying strangers dinner for no reason?