He's looking for the ghost of a chance either team has against Seattle.

Cause going 10-6 your first two years in the league is the sure mark of a losing coach.

If Obama = Peyton Manning, the Republicans in Congress = Jay Cutler.

Thanks Obama!

Haha, why do you have to be a stingy asshole not to want to pay? Can't you just be a normal person who gets tired of buying strangers dinner for no reason?

Obviously a huge longshot, but I think Chip Kelly will trade any- and everything he can get his hands on to bring him to Philly.

I got a name for it! Its called the "Don't click on articles with headlines that refer to subjects that you'd rather ignore yet still feel compelled to complain about the fact that other people find them important" app. Whaddya think? Too many of those words?

"*You'll forgive the little girl, but I doubt you'll forgive the mom for shooting in vertical mode."

Ok... glasses off, hair down...

I'm not Ho Chi Mincing words.

Fuck you Ruben Amaro Jr.

As if the Phillies' season couldn't get any worse

Werth: Damn, that guy's pretty good. Wouldn't mind him as my teammate.

Super naked is the best naked.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks their coffee isn't good. It is hot enough to burn off your taste buds, so maybe that's why everyone likes the taste?