Road cycling should be in the XGames.

It has nothing to do with the uninitiated. If you spend the World Cup & the game falling and rolling on the ground after the slightest touch, people tend to start making assumptions. Ever heard of the boy who cried wolf. If anyone thought he was faking it is his own doing for the numerous times he spent acting like he…

Yes but what city tweets #wakeandbake the most?

Dearth?

The problem that I have with this is that I feel that drinking and driving has gotten demonized to the point of irrationality. As soon as someone hears that a person involved in a traffic collision was drinking, that person is considered 100% responsible and no further information is necessary, wanted, or relevant. …

Come down off the ledge son. We can talk it out.

It's actually extremely ok to call me a dumbass. I'm not even remotely mad about it. Because I can readily admit that I'm one of "those guys" who cheers for his country's soccer team every 4 years and only then. I have that blind narrow nationalism you are talking about. I know it isn't a desirable trait to have but…

Yes, by MAILING it.

Is that why they require getting whipped violently & repeatedly in the ass?

He followed the team to Oregon for the Regionals. There's a reason they've scored 24 runs in 2 games after scoring 9 runs in a 6-game losing streak to end the season. He was single-handedly louder than 3000 Oregon State fans last night.

You wanna cover a dysfunctional basketball team? There's a team about 90 miles from NYC that has lost 21 basketball games in a row and nobody in the media even mentions it.

If men could get pregnant they'd be able to have drive-through abortions on-demand and drink morning after beer.

and SOOO self centered. and some can be very arrogant, like, "i'm a doctor! i know EVERYTHING. oh, i know you went to law school, but that was like, what, SEVEN years of school, tops—nothing on my FOURTEEN. and you, the greasy one—step aside, i can fix this car, what is that a flux capacitor? MOVE, you plebe! don't…

NO CATZ IN SPACE ONLY DOGE #TEAMSPACEDOGE

For all of my Canadian friends, I would like to add this clip from the Just For Laughs festival in Montreal...I give you classic Canadian cuisine from...well...the Swedish Chef. For those who aren't Canadian, he's making Poutine, which is french fries with gravy and cheese curds on top. Yep. It's VERY tasty...no,…

In Philly, you get Cheez Wiz with a steak sandwich and sour grapes with a Ruben.