I'm sort of confused by the entire premise. Most sports bars I frequent aren't designed for men. They just look like regular bars with a lot of TVs. While I wholeheartedly agree with the clean bathrooms thing (and someone else's mention of plentiful purse hooks), I'm confused as to why we would need a "ladies"…

"MEN SHOULD DRINK FOR FREE AT THESE BARS IT'S ONLY FAIR"

This might be true for modern vehicles, but 4wd helps older non-ABS vehicles stop by reducing the chance of locking up the wheels. 4wd is also handy with a stick, if you engine brake with 2wd you can lock up the rear wheels.

Lovable underdog is the kind of story commenters aspire to. One day we'll write for middling sitcoms and attractive women will ask us out.