I want to worry a little less. I think it's pathological. So I should see a psychiatrist. But I'm afraid.

I have a cue and some balls.

I just made one using a two binder clips instead nof pliers. Where there are paper clips, there's bound to be some binder clips.

can you use this trick with...ahem...your own water supply?

I want facebook for what it started out as: a way to connect me with people I ALREADY KNOW!

this might explain why some of the higher-ups at my company remind me of baboons.

newegg found the memory that was compatible with my MoBO. However, once you install a new chip alongside the old one, you might have to manually decrease the frequency of the RAM. For instance, my new chip was 400MHZ but my old ones ran on 333MHZ. Somehow the system defaulted to 400MHZ and I kep getting reboots and…

buy cheap textbooks....or use the library's copiers.

aren't women imperfect by nature?

hahahaha the author of this is so sheltered...obviously she feels like she could be in control if she wanted to.

copiers in the school library were 5 cents/page and I would lay the book flat to get 2 pages on an 8.5/11 :)

Tynan: Here's how to make your life even more interesting. Give me a few hundred thousand dollars to start my own business and you get a cut. It's a risk because I don't even have an idea what this business would be, but hey...you like living dangerously :)

spend the time at your current job, which you hate, looking for other jobs.

this would definitely increase my productivity.....aw shucks who cares?

computers - programming, learning any software easily and science/Engineering.

@Jasmo:

As a manager the best thing to do is implement an office-wide policy where only toilet humor is tolerated :)

I might have to do just that very soon...wish me luck :)

well said INFMOM but unfortunately our company is going to make us be on call for a week at a time to provide extended coverage to our customers ...so I'll need to ask for more money just to get even. Don't know if we can even refuse this arrangement 'in corpore' as a department.

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