“Sorry, daughter, if we kept the car, we would not be able to put into your college fund, pay our health insurance, buy food for the dog, pay off the house, or any other thing that costs money dollars.”

When my parents sold their red four-door Chevy Chevette, everyone in the family cried.

Extremely rare? I’d call that extremely well done.

The Lakers

But, why is his dog wearing a Seattle Mariners hat?

First question: How many total animals did United transport?

Seattle dog (hot dog with cream cheese and grilled onions) from street meat vendors, but only when you’re drunk.

Be polite and apologetic. That’s it. Excuses never work because if you give an excuse you’re admitting you purposely were speeding. “Sorry about that officer” has worked pretty well for me. But then again, so has being over 30 (I got a bunch of tickets in my 20's, respectful apologies or not, so it may be out of…

That SUV is whiter than a dinner party at Mar A Lago!

The guy wearing the skin of Mr. Regular is one half of Regular Car Reviews. He occasionally writes for Jalopnik, Road & Track and other places.

Five good guesses?

This one is the fucking worst.

Hey screw you man :/

Sometimes they are appropriate though..

Meh. I still prefer my silly plate to just a random jumble of letters and numbers...

“I bought a baseball team just like George! Why won’t you love me mom?”

“But my buddy’s fox body...”

wait.. is that the one where a modern carrier timetravels back to pearlharbor?.... terrible movie... i loved it

The rambling, insane, mooching roommate with a steak knife he keeps making stabbing motions with while muttering threats against others under his breath.

“Sir, I pulled you over because the time-averaged derivative of your location measured by this laser interferometer has exceeded the specified local maximum.”