Atleast credit Dusty Ventures from Oppo:

You should read World War Z, IIRC they imply a solution to your very qualm. There’s plenty of meat within the borders to keep a core contingent alive.

They store it in a warehouse, rotting for the next 50 years, in anticipation of David Tracy’s grandson to buy them.

Tell that to your parents who smuggled you in as an infant 30 years ago and are now dead, while you live a peaceful productive, employed life, unlike the lazy not, working, white trash cashing “disability checks” down the street.

“the Warrant is coming out of my balls.”

You can care deeply about your car without caring particularly about swirls on your clearcoat.

-No one goes to North Dakota, but NO ONE visits Alaska.

How many of his cars are named George too?

The dumbest shit I modded my car with was my ex-husband.

Huh, imagine that. Guess who else it isn’t working out well for...

Oh no.

You’ll win something wherever you go; sympathy.

A better porter.

Yeah but the law is written on a bunch of plates that only the governor can read, so no issues here.

They also fear it would hurt Utah’s tourism industry from skiing

Engine: a Honda engine.

Look, it was hot that day and I thought you were UPS. Also, it’s not my fault you consider that art piece I did with my college roommate a porno.

Cats, your mother in law, and a child, and you didn’t even close the door all the way, let alone lock it? I DO NOT understand. It’s like you wanted her to see.