I’m a pants denier.

I find your lack of imagination disturbing

The Murray Goldberg one...

I bet there is a universe where pants take themselves off.

Either way, his humor is one of the reasons why we love him.

As soon as you get in the door....

The sexy one

When does one need to take off one’s trousers in a speedy manner? I can only think of two possible instances. Which one was Tyson in, I wonder.

Hey guys I just started watching Star Wars, there’s something about this Darth Vader guy I don’t think he really killed Luke’s dad.

Forget the thread, the spoilers are in the fucking article title. How exactly is a regular reader of this site supposed to avoid that? It’s awful. And it isn’t even in a morning spoilers section.

The statute of limitations has expired. Full stop. A decade is enough time to be able to freely mention something like that.

Nah, that’s from the spinoff series where Harry, Ron, Neville and Draco form a Beatles cover band and tour the world while also secretly fighting crime during the day.

Do you read by candlelight in your cave?

This is good satire.

Also, Soylent Green is people.

Book 7 was published nearly 10 years ago.

Hey, we all know they don’t bring in Mind Grenades until book 5.

Wait until they figure out that all the teachers are actually cyborgs sent from the future to ensure Harry lives.

The blame is squarely on you for being so behind, don’t try and act like io9 or Katharine did anything wrong here.