btw I thought I was out of the greys.

Torch, that cutaway picture is impossible to read, even when expanded.

My college housing was a studio with a full kitchen (mini fridge, but other than that it was huge) and enough room for a seating area and bed, with huge closet space and bathtub shower. It was 400 square feet, and it was a mansion to me.

Am I the only one who doesn’t get the joke?

Genevieve glued moss to a wall.

It’s a cockamouse. Just came here to say that.

My pee always smells like beef after a run.

You shut your filthy mouth.

This man has obviously not read “Born to Run”.

Did anyone tell you the rumor about why there is no nobel for math?

This is also how cell phones vibrate.

Torch, you’re one of my favorite writers on Jalopnik, but I’m afraid I don’t follow your logic. Let’s assume the potential benefits of driverless cars include those mentioned by the troll (saved lives, less manufacturing, etc.). Anyone opposed to driverless cars for enthusiast reasons must weigh the value of their…

what the hell is this picture? the roll out of the hp ipod?

Here, I did it for you:

The kitten ear headband Rihanna wears in the A$AP Rocky video is dope shit. Google it.

Binge watching diminishes my appreciation for a show.

Anddddd this is why everybody hates rich white people.

I’m with you on vacuuming vs sweeping, but I still think it is superior for wet mopping. The whole process is such a hassle, I’d much rather just slap on a wet pad and go. I have some questions to ask about the biodegradability of the wet pads, but I seriously hate mopping. Also the generic pads are quite a bit…

Awesome! In my old age I’m starting to crave remote outdoor experience like a drug. I haven’t gotten much of a fix yet, I have to figure out a way to do it locally (which is Louisiana) without quitting my job (which is grad school).

Madonna should know better.