That's pretty much the only way it could go from that ending.

"Gay (woman)" and "lesbian" are basically interchangeable, it's fine.

What, do you pay the rent by stripping? Because that just sounds depressing rather than sexy.

I personally don't have too much issue with The Dark World. It's forgettable and wastes Christopher Eccleston as Malekith, but I don't think it's anywhere near as egregious as AoU or IM2.

Age of Ultron just has too many asspulls and out-of-character moments for me. It's not awful objectively, but I really do think it's in a race for the coveted "Worst Movie In The MCU" title, with Iron Man 2 as its only real competition.

Looks like we'll have to move on to feats of strength. [throws Ernie out a window]

It's rich in bunly goodness.

EAST COAST BEAST COAST

Also, fava beans and a nice Chianti.

The greater good…

[stands on the deck of The AV Club playing "Nearer My God To Thee"]

Yeah, but I still think it would be better if they just wrote a good Superman the first time around.

My biggest problem with it is that they're using some of the characters in both universes, so they've got two Flashes and two Supermans. It just seems silly to me that they're overlapping on each other instead of using the separation as an opportunity to go into less-explored parts of the DCU. At least Marvel's shows…

It's not, really. I just find it kind of interesting that Robert was so close to the throne anyway.

Yeah, I haven't played it in years either, and I've had a hard time getting my fix from the other games — the save function on the first two doesn't seem to work so I keep having to start over, and the Telltale one was…a little off, I guess. I like it more than most people seem to, but it's just not LucasArts, dammit.

"Did you give cheese to a lactose-intolerant volcano god?!"

The Final Pam was my introduction to Monster Factory and the McElroys in general and it was amazing.

Curse of Monkey Island was one of the formative works of my childhood; my dad bought it for us when I was about six or seven and I absolutely loved it. Only one of my friends took me up on the recommendation a few years later, but she got as obsessed with it as I did and we used to quote it constantly. We got a…

I'm a Canadian ex-Protestant but I still find Father Ted absolutely hilarious. I'm not sure how much you need to know about either.

"Luck! Sounds almost exactly like fu-" [credits music]