Nah, I shill for mayonnaise of my own volition.

If a sandwich doesn't have mayonnaise on it, it's probably not worth eating. That's like 90% of the point of a sandwich.

"And that's how the Swamp Thing Party was founded."

We didn't have one around here when I was a kid, though we do now. I assume it's kind of like the bowling alley/arcade/bumper car track we went to instead but less awesome.

"Wanna comb it?"

I love how ninety percent of these comments are just people complaining about "woke". Oh no! Slang!

Marvel's, surprisingly, but only by a couple months.

Certainly makes for an interesting interpretation of the story about the moneylenders in the temple.

You too! (And damn, you're a champ for putting up with this for fifteen years. I've had it a couple of months and I'm losing my mind.)

I enjoyed that video of him recording his "lines" for Moana followed by "I went to Juilliard".

Yeah, it fixed one on the New York Times site and it was wonderful. Haven't run into any others since I installed it a couple hours ago, though.

I had the same problem. How disappointing.

The fact that the world works in the complete reverse of what Jesus wanted, ie, he bought his way out of the grave?

She's hot because Nazis are mad?

I just find her creepy. I don't know why everyone thinks she's hot.

Yeah, I'm like 90% sure that the constant stress and rage caused by what's happening on this planet is why I have Crohn's Disease now.

I have that colour too. I remember once in elementary school we had to group up by hair colour and there ended up being quite a scuffle as to where I was supposed to stand.

He was also in the line of Targaryen succession anyway, since his grandmother was from the royal family. If I remember correctly, he was right after Viserys (since the Targs excluded women from inheriting the throne).

Très classy.

The most convincing explanation I've ever seen is that people do think Clark looks a lot like Superman, but talk themselves out of it by asking why in god's name Superman would spend his time pretending to be a dorky reporter with a shitty apartment.