I think that would just make me feel bad for Ned.

We could do that, though I don't think I've actually ever read an X-Men comic featuring a team member with lame powers. Angel is probably the closest.

I'd like to know more. Perhaps you could waste company time writing a ten-page manifesto about it?

Yeah, but he can't shoot porcupine quills from his body, making him ineligible for this joke.

My parents went to Kenya and Zimbabwe a couple years ago and brought back one of those really high denomination bills (something like ten billion). Holding one is a really weird feeling.

[Spyke runs away crying]

As an asexual person, I'm frequently extremely glad I side-stepped this whole thing.

My family's Dutch and…uh…not really. I'm convinced all that stuff about Dutch people being tall is propaganda — I tower over my uncles and cousins and I'm 5'6". Also, my grandfather won't stop offering everyone gin, even the children.

Ah, yes, Carl Douglas' lesser-known follow-up, "Nobody Was Kung-Fu Fighting".

Not sure about for injured protesters specifically, but there's a legal defense fund here, or you can donate to something like the local chapter of the NAACP.

The presidential equivalent of Horse Armour.

Well, Trump is a recent addition.

Thanks! They're giving me Stelera — they gave me the option of that or Remicade, but Stelera seems a bit easier to administer so I'm going with that.

Definitely. Even if I could've paid for the treatment so far, the medication alone would bankrupt us easily — it's like forty thousand dollars a year, and I'm going to need it for the rest of my life.

Forget it, JMP, it's Game of Thrones.

I've always been a huge fan of Black Cat, so I'm pretty excited to see her get a movie.

Thanks. I've heard good things about the medication they're giving me, so with any luck I should be in remission soon.

I was very poorly designed.

I live in Canada, so I'm not paying for these things out of pocket. The only thing they're specifically getting out of this is my suffering.

Thanks! But yeah, I've not been having a good…year.