Thank you, both for the wishes and the notification.

In the last 24 hours I've found out that I require "aggressive treatment" for the chronic intestinal disease I've just developed and that it's only available intravenously and that I inexplicably have to get another MRI despite having had something like four diagnostic scans in the last month alone.

Enjoy your deathtrap, nerds!

I should not have read the comments on that.

I want to be a part of the gay opera mafia when I grow up.

I mean, it's not like they're even getting Ryan Reynolds back now that he's got Deadpool to fulfil his comic book dreams.

Season 4 of Hannibal sounds weird.

So "Orange Face-Bear", then.

Shouldn't it be "Orange-Faced Bear", or is there something I'm missing?

So The Crown is just going to be an anthology series about men who are jealous of their wives?

I think Spider-Man's a decent pick for it — he's got the best rogues' gallery in the Marvel Universe and a fairly recognizable supporting cast out of costume (Mary Jane, Aunt May, J. Jonah Jameson). I'm just not sure people want to see comic book movies where the hero can't at least show up sometimes.

You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?

Yeah, it's not like that's been a big thing in animation since at least the early nineties, when most millennials were too young to watch any of it, much less produce it.

[types rapidly]

Yeah, what is this, some kind of…leisure activity?!

Vaya…con Dios.

We drove two thousand miles for this?

I'm planning on giving Kinja a shot and not just leaving the site, so I guess my question is: will there be a bot specifically to upvote my comments since there won't be anyone else to do it?

But then there would finally be a new book!

Don't we all.