Here it's "we don't have any of these franchises".

I haven't gone out to the mill to get those homemade apple donuts in years but now I have a serious craving for them. They're not Amish, but they are delicious.

CostCocaine.

"You know what hurts the most, Kevin? This nail in my foot."

"I'll be in Holodeck Four!"

That can't be good for the puppies at the bottom.

I don't think it counts unless he's a friend anyway.

Why must you turn my office into a house of lies?

Oh my god, it's not me this time!

Modern movies that try to mimic the adventure serial style should probably just stick to having the hero punch Nazis.

Who's a man-and-a-half? He's a man-and-a-half!

Anything's a pratfall if you re-score it with "Yakety Sax".

I like the "Semi-Homemade" lady. Everything she makes is completely insane and I'm pretty sure she's drunk most of the time.

I enjoy the implication that Will and Hannibal's relationship had any pratfalls at all.

Are your conditions the result of genetics (like T1 diabetes) or from lifestyle decisions (T2 diabetes)? Because there's a big difference between the two in terms of personal accountability.

And so is drinking, smoking, playing contact sports, having shitty genetics, living in poverty, etc. Why is "being fat" the thing everyone sticks on?

I just don't think it's the business of other people, assuming you're not that person's doctor and currently in an appointment specifically to discuss it. There are lots of reasons people are fat, including eating disorders, medication, and other health conditions, and it's really not appropriate to pry into that or…

Where's the Praetorian Guard when you need them?

And that other peoples' weight is any of their business in the first place.

I think so, but it also has the distinction of being massively rewritten basically every time it gets staged, so it's kind of hard to say for certain.